I’m bringing* chili
I'm bringing chili
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I just go along these random conversations
“No I’m bring chili”
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If they refuse to believe it’s a wrong number there would be a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me to make life as surreal as possible for the person they think I am. Make false but harmless promises, spread absurd rumors, that sort of thing.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“we ran out of tater tots, uncle Frank is making a scene”
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Read it like gangsta rap and it’s just needs a good backbeat.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Step to me and you’ll be steppin’ to Billy, Fuck with me and I’ll be bringing the chili.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 months ago
Wrong number of texts, too
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Legend status
ATDA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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I’m bringing chili
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he’d met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:
a. not a girl
b. definitely not anyone he knows
and
c. trying to sleep because it’s 2am
He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off
This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night
It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep
I never heard from him again after that… Maybe he’s still waiting there? 😂
rh4c6f@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He 100% jerked off to your texts.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He can do whatever he wants to my texts as long as I don’t have to hear about it lol
Norgur@fedia.io 10 months ago
Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it's the guy behind those texts.
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
Did you lnow that most phones make it easy to block numbers?
dojan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve learned nothing since I got my first phone and that bad boi didn’t even have a clock.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’ve always had an android, and never have had a phone that actually blocks a number. All they’ll do is send the call straight to VM.
ccunning@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That seems like a lot of work in a world where blocking exists.