Newborns do be ugly aliens.
Just don't do it
Submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Norgur@fedia.io 3 days ago
If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong
Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.
000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Actual reddit brained comment
riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Found a fresh parent.
How are your hobbies doing? Been anywhere interesting lately?
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I guess it shouldn’t surprise me because it was essential for the survival of the species, but I’m still surprised that people like babies. Kids can be cute when they’re old enough to talk and use the toilet, and even then they’re only cute if they’re the charming kids-say-the-darnest-things sort and not the tantrum-throwing sort. Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.
I see you haven’t had to stimulate a newborn kitten’s ass to get it to poop.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m glad that there are people convinced that the most misery you can feel is worth all the “joy”
Norgur@fedia.io 2 days ago
What misery are we talking about?
Senseless@feddit.org 3 days ago
I played enough Witcher 3 to know what to do.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 days ago
If a developing fetus looks anything like this or is anywhere near that large after a month, that's not a baby it's a demon or some shit.
Oh, you meant after birth. Ok, I get you now.
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
A fetus and a baby are not exactly the same thing, especially only a month in.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Taking the final horcrux to Glamour Shots first.