Just don't do it

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Taking the final horcrux to Glamour Shots first.

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Newborns do be ugly aliens.

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• Norgur@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

  Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

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  • 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actual reddit brained comment

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Found a fresh parent.

    How are your hobbies doing? Been anywhere interesting lately?

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess it shouldn’t surprise me because it was essential for the survival of the species, but I’m still surprised that people like babies. Kids can be cute when they’re old enough to talk and use the toilet, and even then they’re only cute if they’re the charming kids-say-the-darnest-things sort and not the tantrum-throwing sort. Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meanwhile puppies and kittens are cute from the moment they’re born.

      I see you haven’t had to stimulate a newborn kitten’s ass to get it to poop.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m glad that there are people convinced that the most misery you can feel is worth all the “joy”

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    • Norgur@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What misery are we talking about?

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• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I played enough Witcher 3 to know what to do.

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If a developing fetus looks anything like this or is anywhere near that large after a month, that's not a baby it's a demon or some shit.

  Oh, you meant after birth. Ok, I get you now.

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  • fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A fetus and a baby are not exactly the same thing, especially only a month in.

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