WITNESS ME
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Submitted 2 years ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
Norgur@fedia.io 2 years ago
Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will if there’s coins on the other side.
cerement@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pfft, ez pz
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you take that left bankshot, sure
Spitzspot@lemmings.world 2 years ago
Hold me beer.
bulwark@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was on the same bus!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 years ago
Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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