WITNESS ME
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Submitted 10 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
Norgur@fedia.io 10 months ago
Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I will if there’s coins on the other side.
cerement@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pfft, ez pz
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you take that left bankshot, sure
Spitzspot@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Hold me beer.
bulwark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was on the same bus!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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