WITNESS ME
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Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.
“AWESOME!”
(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)
Norgur@fedia.io 1 year ago
Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will if there’s coins on the other side.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pfft, ez pz
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you take that left bankshot, sure
Spitzspot@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Hold me beer.
bulwark@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn’t slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was on the same bus!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 year ago
Don’t date each other. I’ve heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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