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- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 1 month ago:
Karl Marx in my ass
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 month ago:
Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.
- Comment on Malk? 2 months ago:
Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
But then how did he get to play?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?
- Comment on Dolphins is whales. 2 months ago:
Fuck. I’d never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can’t unsee it.
- Comment on Y=Xbox 2 months ago:
It’s heading your way.
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
Thanks for explaining the joke.
- Comment on Today in news, tree fall on leaf 2 months ago:
Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.
- Comment on Health food 2 months ago:
You bought a single strawberry?
- Comment on Be very very quiet.... 2 months ago:
Get caught doing what? What loop am I now out of?
- Comment on With? 2 months ago:
I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.
- Comment on ecologists be like 2 months ago:
First, what does "paltry"mean (non-native and shit-faced at that, sorry). Second, why do US workers accept this (assuming you are US)? That sounds like kerosene to revolution.
- Comment on ecologists be like 2 months ago:
I don’t know what that means, exactly, but 10 sounds too much in any case.
- Comment on ecologists be like 2 months ago:
I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:
Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.
Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”
Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.
- Comment on ecologists be like 2 months ago:
Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.
- Comment on On Bears 2 months ago:
Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you’ve got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.
(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh… shut up!)
- Comment on Aluminum 2 months ago:
I’ll just get a spray bottle of mercury and fuck your aluminium assface right up.
- Comment on 🐊🐓🦖 2 months ago:
Though, isn’t being part of a group the closest you can get in terms of relatedness?
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 2 months ago:
Medical terms being used as an insult is a very specific (and problematic) case. And they also weren’t turned into their own opposite. They were equalized with stupidity.
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 2 months ago:
The worst part about that is, game theory is an actual field of math. You know, an ACTUAL theory.
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 2 months ago:
I accept it in colloquial discourse. I’m not happy about it, and I will smartass at everyone who isn’t asking, but I accept that I’m probably fighting a losing battle. But in science, it’s absolutely non-negotiable for words to mean what they mean, and not their own opposite.
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 2 months ago:
Not in person, no. But I’ve had biology profs say that something was “just a theory”.
- Comment on Night shift sucks 2 months ago:
I work at a large airport this summer. What is this “fully staffed” you’re talking about, and where can I get it?
- Comment on I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that... 2 months ago:
Normally, I’m all for language changing over time. If some word is used a certain way, so beit. But not here. Not in a case where people can end up saying dumb shit like “Evolution is just a theory.” I will physically fight people on that, If need be.
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