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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine buying strawberries and not eating them all right away

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    • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Lulzagna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Typical NA strawberries are GMO and suck though

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If it’s GMO and still suck, they need to GMO harder.

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      • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nearly all produce is GMO and has been for centuries. Do you really want to go back to the days of 17th-century watermelon?

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      • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty much everything g we eat is “GMO” because that’s how agriculture works, we selectively grow the most productive plants

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      • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then don’t… buy them?

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      • Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Find a better term than GMO to describe what makes food suck. You might as well be saying that science makes food suck. Like…yeah, sure, sometimes. But that’s incredibly vague and accomplishes nothing for you.

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    • Eiri@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love to eat a bowl of them for breakfast. But sometimes I have trouble waking up and don’t have time for them. Then I reach the weekend, looking forward to finally eating them… And half of them have spoiled. Damn it. I really wish they lasted longer.

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      • Rinox@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You could extract their flavor, fill it with added sugars, saturated fats, preservatives and food coloring

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  • numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have never seen a man with this hairy of a torso / chest who also had smoothie upper arms like that. Quite the combination.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He waxes the non-sexy bits

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s non-sexy bits on him!?

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  • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You bought a single strawberry?

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    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In this economy a single strawberry is a luxury.

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      • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s one strawberry what could it cost, $10?

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      • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Companies price-gouging say you can have one, as a treat.

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    • Nurgus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At this rate we’ll be renting individual strawberries to show off at parties.

      (This was a real thing with pineapples, once upon a time.)

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You obviously don’t live near an Asian grocery store.

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      • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

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  • Luccus@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It just realized that, as a furry, I really don’t like furry men, only furry men.

    What the hell.

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe don’t eat that strawberry. If it’s collecting a nice coat of chest hair then it might be time to throw it out.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Strawberries didn’t survive that long in my house.

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