Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Don't forget Big 3
Submitted 4 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Don’t forget the flask of Scotch.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I say this every morning, so I don’t forget my testicles when I leave the house.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 months ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is less of a problem for me these days.
My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.
The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.
I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.
The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Fuck the big three, it’s just big me
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 4 months ago
when I talk about it it carries on reasons only knew
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
breaks into my own home
LANIK2000@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My phone NEVER leaves my side, that’s not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren’t fit in my flip case. Keys are another sorry, fuck keys! Bulky load ass bullshit! I’d love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.
My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.
Demdaru@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There are electronic keys. NFC and the like. Better yet, if you have a smart watch it can act like a key.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well, at least you’re gonna get shit done today
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 4 months ago
View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.
pringus@lemm.ee 4 months ago
You never know when you might need bills or your ID, even in a state with contactless payments everywhere and a digital ID, it’s better to have a backup.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In the last 15 years, the only time I’ve ever used cash was to buy coke.
That’s all it’s good for nowadays. Buying drugs.
Katana314@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I kind of like not religiously following digital payments. They’re governed by Visa and other payment companies, and some of the businesses near me have started feeling an increased squeeze from them. They sometimes appreciate cash payments.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just need a magnetic card holder on the back of my phone, for my driver license and registration. Even the car opens and starts with a card. And my home has a smart lock, which I can open from my phone.
olizet@feddit.org 4 months ago
And then that priceless moment when the battery dies.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 months ago
Maybe if turkey supported NFC better, plus going outside without an id card is never a great option
Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I get uncomfortable when they’re not in my pockets…
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
As my great grandfather used to say: “spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch”
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Glasses has entered chat
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 months ago
I’m to the point I need to carry two pairs now, it’s so frustrating.
olizet@feddit.org 4 months ago
Ah, that’s where I left them.
Lihdy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Just remember WOWEE
Gork@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Right pocket, right pocket, left pocket.
Why in that order? Because I used to keep my keys in me left pocket and wallet in my right, but once I got a smartphone I didn’t want to damage the screen, so into the right pocket the keys went, and only the phone goes in the left pocket and nothing else so it won’t get scratched.
bricklove@midwest.social 4 months ago
I’m the opposite for the same reasons. I just like the phone on the right since it’s easier to reach with my main hand. Although, reaching across my body for keys can be awkward when carrying groceries and stuff
radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I’m free from keys. The car opens with my phone and my home has a keypad at the door.
simplejack@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I still carry or hide a key in case a battery dies or something glitches out.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Same, the physical keys are backups.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I have almost forgotten my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 on several occasions
Michal@programming.dev 4 months ago
My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!
sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
i love ecc stuff but i am always questioning myself on how tf alla those people carry around a kilo of stuff mindlessly
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
My dumbass is always over here going
…but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?1000015123
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I always laugh at people carrying 3 guns when they show their edc on YouTube. How many fucking enemies do you have? Are you such a big shot drug dealer you need that amount of protection? But you’re just a fat old white guy with an office job… I don’t get it. I carry a Leatherman because I love to have pliers and some tiny scissors. That’s the only thing which could be used as a weapon I guess, but why would I, I’m never in a fight or dangerous situation. The more weapons you carry with you, the more dangerous every situation you make yourself.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
nop@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Came here for this. Sandler for the win.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Knife, flashlight, lighter…
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
American here.
Also bottle water, AR-15, and a bible too.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And cigars
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
There’s a whole ass Comedy Bang! Bang! episode about exactly these items being forgotten.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Not ringing a bell. Link? Title?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
You’ll have to give me a few minutes to dig up what episode it was. I looked on Wikipedia earlier, but all the descriptions are too short.
I just remember the wallet phone and keys getting scared by “security dog” Rocky (Scott’s dog) and wandering into a closet full of old outdated software and phones.
Barsukis@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
WOWEE
R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 4 months ago
i use PKW to remember!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Who needs a wallet these days. It’s the big 2 now, just keys and phone.
scytale@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I just carry a small sling bag I wear across my body that contains the big 3 + hand sanitizer. Although I usually keep my car fob in my pocket so the proximity detection works when I grab the door handle to automatically unlock it. It feels so much better to have almost nothing in your pockets once you get used to it.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Phones in 2035 be like:
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That’s why I got the 2035 biist™ implant, you can’t lose it!
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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