69420
@69420@lemmy.world
- Comment on Uh Oh 1 week ago:
Is that like a murder of crows?
- Comment on No. 2 weeks ago:
Fortunately for you, I’m a master baiter.
- Comment on Proof of life for the recently deceased 2 weeks ago:
It’s the deadline for when they can just appoint whoever they want to the office without holding a special election.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Nature truly is amazing. As we all know, vise grips are born sterile and can never have offspring of their own. But the females still have the instinct to nurture young, often adopting those of different species. That’s why she spends much of her day foraging for nuts, knowing her adopted spanners each have very specific nutritional needs: the brothers are unable to consume the same fare.
Here the mother vise grip must have a delicate touch when feeding the juveniles, as one wrong move could round over the nut, rendering it inedible.
- Comment on We cornin 2 weeks ago:
How about you suck macabre.
- Comment on Civic duty 3 weeks ago:
You get paid where I live, but it’s some useless amount like $12/day.
- Comment on Any politician who disagrees needs to go 3 weeks ago:
It’s wild that adding 16M and 3.3B to 1.5T is still just about 1.5T.
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
My guess is that the blocking is done client-side.
- Comment on We back to cornposting??? 5 weeks ago:
I’d like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as kerneling… oh, wait…
- Comment on Suck my 1 month ago:
Or are they Schweddy?
- Comment on Enjoy 1 month ago:
- Comment on Genius 1 month ago:
Quite a lot actually. It has that stupid handle on it so it doesn’t ft in my pocket.
- Comment on Flock of scissors 1 month ago:
Scissor me timbers
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Drafting vellum?
- Comment on Lying cables 4 months ago:
That’s when you have to scrape off the excess with a trowel.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
( . ) ( . )
- Comment on Western Imperialism 5 months ago:
Everything’s to the west if you go far enough.
- Comment on Remembering the good times 5 months ago:
- Comment on Passing Notes 5 months ago:
This was my favorite sketch of this episode. This is the only time I think I’ve ever seen this kind of intentional improvisation on the show.
- Comment on Stop being a blob, and buy my skeletal system. 5 months ago:
Don’t give the capitalists any ideas.
- Comment on He is a human Who lives on earth 5 months ago:
Lucky guess
- Comment on Who care about book 7 months ago:
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
- Comment on Is This The GREATEST In-Camera Effect of ALL TIME? 7 months ago:
Thank you for this.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 8 months ago:
Fuck you, Jennifer B. Johnston.
- Comment on Pumpkin spice! 8 months ago:
What?
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 8 months ago:
That was back when politicians actually felt shame.
- Comment on Best meal ever 8 months ago:
…then bake it.
…
…you don’t have to bake.
🤔
- Comment on Sensory issues 8 months ago:
I never would have got there.
- Comment on The Perfect Picture of Helth 9 months ago:
That’s nothing. You should try my pureed nut spread with grape relish reduction paired with brioche bun.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 10 months ago:
Whatever happened to going the whole nine yards?
