Flock of scissors

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two pairs of scissors

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also a pair of a pair of scissors.

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    • Joeffect@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That would just be one pair of scissors while this is clearly two pairs of scissors

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Three of a kind, I win.

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    • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

      ☝️You, probably

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• peetabix@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 pairs of scissors

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  scissorses

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A lesbian couple.

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  • 69420@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Scissor me timbers

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve adopted the phrase “lip reading” to replace “scissoring.”

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A queer of scissors

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• Prior_Industry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scissor Sisters

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pair of pairs of scissors.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two pairs.

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  • Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly like playing cards

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  • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A quartet

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    • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      A square of scissors

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• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scissi

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Scisodes.

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• SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A square of scissors

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  spoiler

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  ** NSFW**

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • square@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not a meme guy. I’ve never posted nor stolen a meme. I’m tempted to make this my first.

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    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ummmm… Is that duck whacking it?

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• nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A scisoring

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A pair of pairs of scissors.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A pair squared of scissors

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• FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scissii duh

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• normalentrance@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just a couple about to be scissoring.

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One time my grandmother gave me two pears. She said, “Here’s your two pears”. I said, “This is just one pair” and we went back forth a bit before she got it.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    four candles please

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good on you for pushing the issue.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A quartet of scissors.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The correct name for a group of scissors is a circumcision. That is a circumcision of scissors.

  You are welcome.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pairs of scissors, obviously.

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• Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pair of scissorses

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scissors^2^

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• Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a troupe of scissors!

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Attempted murder

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  four scissors

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scisters

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• benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s 2 per, as in:

  I need two per So give me two per

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seen many threads of people arguing over this, except for two pairs of pants. And it’s just mind boggling how people can’t figure out that it’s “two pairs”.

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s like fish

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So, if you have a couple, would that be a school of scissors?

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    • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would prefer it called a clip of scissors but sure.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One fish, two fish

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    • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Red fish, blue fish

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Multiple fish of Multiple species would be fishes.

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    • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Last i checked though scissors don’t have a species attribute so I think we’re good.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If there’s a boy paid of scissors there, and a girl pair of scissors there, then it’s a brace of pairs of scissors. Obv. English is very straightforward.

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• MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Quartet of scissors

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Multi-scissor drifting!

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