Kenny2999
@Kenny2999@lemmy.world
- Comment on using ram is stealing! 1 week ago:
- Comment on Volkswa what now? 2 months ago:
I only see spiderman
- Comment on 1 too many joints 2 months ago:
M is for mushrooms.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 2 months ago:
They’re all made in chyna. Anyway, same laws apply. The constitution ain’t supposed to be optional.
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 2 months ago:
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 2 months ago:
Of course. All american flags must be properly recycled.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
2028 it’ll be in Canada.
- Comment on May want to learn how to spell before you have kids 2 months ago:
Also “just married” means “merely hitched so ya can still come at me, bro”
- Comment on He got caught and did not resist. He complied. 2 months ago:
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
- Comment on Send that probe deep y'all 2 months ago:
Really, Commander
- Comment on Can't pass up 3 inches 2 months ago:
2,5 inches is plenty, depending if yer looking to protect yourself or deal some damage.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 2 months ago:
Oh yeah, fill me with your imports.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
Its even quiter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 2 months ago:
Yes, the OS is designed to run any dystopian hellscape OOTB. A better question is how to stop it.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 2 months ago:
Better than a corpophiliac. That would be perverted.
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 3 months ago:
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 3 months ago:
Sorry
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 3 months ago:
Perfect for that special hoser, eh.
- Comment on modern classic 3 months ago:
Always loved this part of a renovation after the base coat is done; like turning a mortuary into a home.
- Comment on I don't think I need to bother translating... 3 months ago:
Lets see, are you a dinosaur or a butt Image
- Comment on This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York 3 months ago:
Went to Newark once and a couple nice old ladies exiting a beautiful local church told me to get the fuck out.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 3 months ago:
“mind if I pet a bit” -the other girl, probably
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 months ago:
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 months ago:
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
- Comment on Anon is an imposter 3 months ago:
- Comment on This is my boomstick 3 months ago:
Maybe thats just a really small dude with a normal sized glock.
