Kenny2999
@Kenny2999@lemmy.world
- Comment on Volkswa what now? 2 days ago:
I only see spiderman
- Comment on 1 too many joints 2 days ago:
M is for mushrooms.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 2 days ago:
They’re all made in chyna. Anyway, same laws apply. The constitution ain’t supposed to be optional.
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 2 days ago:
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 3 days ago:
Of course. All american flags must be properly recycled.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
2028 it’ll be in Canada.
- Comment on May want to learn how to spell before you have kids 1 week ago:
Also “just married” means “merely hitched so ya can still come at me, bro”
- Comment on He got caught and did not resist. He complied. 1 week ago:
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
- Comment on Send that probe deep y'all 1 week ago:
Really, Commander
- Comment on Can't pass up 3 inches 1 week ago:
2,5 inches is plenty, depending if yer looking to protect yourself or deal some damage.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 1 week ago:
Oh yeah, fill me with your imports.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Its even quiter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 1 week ago:
Yes, the OS is designed to run any dystopian hellscape OOTB. A better question is how to stop it.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 2 weeks ago:
Better than a corpophiliac. That would be perverted.
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 2 weeks ago:
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 2 weeks ago:
Sorry
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 2 weeks ago:
Perfect for that special hoser, eh.
- Comment on modern classic 2 weeks ago:
Always loved this part of a renovation after the base coat is done; like turning a mortuary into a home.
- Comment on I don't think I need to bother translating... 2 weeks ago:
Lets see, are you a dinosaur or a butt Image
- Comment on This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York 2 weeks ago:
Went to Newark once and a couple nice old ladies exiting a beautiful local church told me to get the fuck out.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 3 weeks ago:
“mind if I pet a bit” -the other girl, probably
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 weeks ago:
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
- Comment on Anon is an imposter 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on This is my boomstick 5 weeks ago:
Maybe thats just a really small dude with a normal sized glock.
- Comment on Anon gets lost 5 weeks ago:
Racial profiling really is the lowest iq shit possible; equal to walking thru a nursery with a color chart and a labelmaker. What kind of an idiot do you have to be to ignore everything you yourself have ever experienced, received and taken for granted and presume the same facts of life don’t apply to everyone. No one is born bad. Even trump was a human first. Apologies for rant.
