Kenny2999
@Kenny2999@lemmy.world
- Comment on Volkswa what now? 1 month ago:
I only see spiderman
- Comment on 1 too many joints 1 month ago:
M is for mushrooms.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 1 month ago:
They’re all made in chyna. Anyway, same laws apply. The constitution ain’t supposed to be optional.
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 1 month ago:
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
- Comment on Is this is a crime in your country? 1 month ago:
Of course. All american flags must be properly recycled.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
2028 it’ll be in Canada.
- Comment on May want to learn how to spell before you have kids 1 month ago:
Also “just married” means “merely hitched so ya can still come at me, bro”
- Comment on He got caught and did not resist. He complied. 1 month ago:
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
- Comment on Send that probe deep y'all 1 month ago:
Really, Commander
- Comment on Can't pass up 3 inches 1 month ago:
2,5 inches is plenty, depending if yer looking to protect yourself or deal some damage.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 1 month ago:
Oh yeah, fill me with your imports.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 month ago:
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 month ago:
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 month ago:
Its even quiter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 month ago:
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 1 month ago:
Yes, the OS is designed to run any dystopian hellscape OOTB. A better question is how to stop it.
- Comment on Hi! I'm the happy cartoon box that wants you to shit in me! 1 month ago:
Better than a corpophiliac. That would be perverted.
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 1 month ago:
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 1 month ago:
Sorry
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 1 month ago:
Perfect for that special hoser, eh.
- Comment on modern classic 1 month ago:
Always loved this part of a renovation after the base coat is done; like turning a mortuary into a home.
- Comment on I don't think I need to bother translating... 1 month ago:
Lets see, are you a dinosaur or a butt Image
- Comment on This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York 1 month ago:
Went to Newark once and a couple nice old ladies exiting a beautiful local church told me to get the fuck out.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
- Comment on RAM crisis averted 2 months ago:
“mind if I pet a bit” -the other girl, probably
- Comment on Anon has been misled 2 months ago:
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
- Comment on Anon has been misled 2 months ago:
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
- Comment on Anon is an imposter 2 months ago:
- Comment on This is my boomstick 2 months ago:
Maybe thats just a really small dude with a normal sized glock.
- Comment on Anon gets lost 2 months ago:
Racial profiling really is the lowest iq shit possible; equal to walking thru a nursery with a color chart and a labelmaker. What kind of an idiot do you have to be to ignore everything you yourself have ever experienced, received and taken for granted and presume the same facts of life don’t apply to everyone. No one is born bad. Even trump was a human first. Apologies for rant.
