Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?

Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.

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    • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.

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      • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        JD should get this instead of a prison sentence

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its even quiter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fewer testicles too.

      Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.

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      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Naw. You just gotta poop quick.

        The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter.

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had to use stuff like that as a kid on holidays (youpee) and you’re lucky if you 1) don’t step in it (other people use it too with various success) 2) don’t shit on your legs 3) holds the balance, but it will invariably stink like hell and good luck torching your butt.

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• quick_snail@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Midgits be pissed

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