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- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Google “how to wash your butt in India”
There’s loads of info on the Internet for confused travelers.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
I mean, US Americans can’t afford that shit. We got health insurance to pay for.
Who can afford a bidet when you can just use a gatoraid bottle.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Midgits be pissed
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Nah, that’s important for something you eat out of.
Something you shit into can be dirty. It doesn’t need to be clean to accept the next shit.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
US toilets are about as antiquated as our trains. Trapped in the 1950s
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
- But courtesy flush
- But you’re allowed to communicate to the dick sucker. Communication is very important in sex
- But I’m also using my phone to read
- But use soapbtoo
- But also slap their face before walking away
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
You mean the jungle destroyer site?
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
Probably using a rock crusher. Then a ball mill.
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
My nightly routine: read, masturbate, and always lick the salt lamp before turning it off
It brings bad luck if you don’t lick the lamp before turning it off.
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
You mean you don’t push your cut hair through a hot oil press to extract the sebum for pancakes the next day?
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
The kind that many people pay a premium to eat
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
It’s Himalayan salt. The reason people buy that is because it has a loooot more minerals than just NaCL. You can literally see it by the color.
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
Is that for executives or made of executives?
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
I only have a block of 2 trillion grains
- Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food? 2 weeks ago:
Surely it would get smaller slowly
- Comment on When do we riot? 2 weeks ago:
You can take down 22 cameras every week with a drone.
- Comment on When do we riot? 2 weeks ago:
Rioting is illegal and usually it’s poor people smashing the windows of other poor people’s shops.
The word you’re looking for is “uprising” or “revolution”
- Comment on Lemmy or Piefed? 2 weeks ago:
What are the available options for piefed clients on Android?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Well, I think I can asses that I don’t sleep well. When it takes me hours to fall asleep, then I wake up at 3am and can’t fall back to sleep for an hour or more.
I’m pretty sure some people can assess themselves for sleep issues…
- Comment on BMW Is Showing Commercials On Their Car's Dash Screens And They Want You To Think It's A Treat - The Autopian 2 weeks ago:
They play ads in taxis in NYC?
- Comment on How do you people read books? 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I thought those were just for your finger
- Comment on How do you people read books? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been trying to find The Take on audiobook but can’t
- Comment on How do you people read books? 2 weeks ago:
What stick on stands? Link?
- Comment on How do you people read books? 2 weeks ago:
Audio books when making breakfast, lunch, dinner, and when walking to the store.
- Comment on Is it every aspiring chef's dream to work in a hectic high-stress kitchen? If so, why? 2 weeks ago:
I’d rather work in a ganja kitchen where things are slow and the customers are increasingly chill with every course.
- Comment on Do non-English speakers learn to code in English, or in their native language? 2 weeks ago:
Oh my god
- Comment on What's the thing you're supposed to be doing right now instead of scrolling? 3 weeks ago:
Had an extremely productive day followed by about an hour of great sex.
Just reading the news before going to sleep. Scrolling Lemmy is part of my routine before sleep.
- Comment on What's the thing you're supposed to be doing right now instead of scrolling? 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t it amazing how much work you can get done when you don’t have a job?