Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
Anon has been misled
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 months ago
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said “Can anything good come from Nazareth?” and Jesus said “Yo, he’s speaking the truth”.
Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”
Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.
lauha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And most of them aren’t even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?
ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She actually had a twitch channel back in 2023 centered around woodworking small office supplies (like pencil holders & the like), but all 103 episodes are lost media following a Mandela-effected reset.
grue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have no idea if you’re joking or serious. I’m hoping the latter, aside from the “lost media” part.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Good forbid a girl have hobbies
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wood forbid
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good forbid
Famko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nominative determinists are in shambles :(
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Osama wasn’t carrying any bins
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Doesn’t she sell farts in a jar?
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…
halfapage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
getting a Peter tingle right now I bet
WagnasT@piefed.world 2 months ago
I think Christina Perri sings about a Jar of Farts. Song is pretty dope tbh.
BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Will Smith” Won’t
SlothMama@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Judging by that dress, she’s a carpenter because she an excellent wood worker.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
I always get an uncanny valley feeling from her photos. 🤷♂️
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Is that what you call it? Your uncanny valley?
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati’msayn’
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Username checks out
reader@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, that’s Karen Carpenter
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Another green salad, another iced tea
There’s a tunic in the closet waiting just for me
sen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Fuck I thought she was an ant
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Hardly know er!
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Curry Barker neither barks nor is yellow. >:(
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
carpenter ants
more like demolition ants
schnokobaer@feddit.org 2 months ago
???
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
???
rapchee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
no they make the carp enter YOU