Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
Anon has been misled
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said “Can anything good come from Nazareth?” and Jesus said “Yo, he’s speaking the truth”.
Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”
Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.
lauha@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And most of them aren’t even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?
ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She actually had a twitch channel back in 2023 centered around woodworking small office supplies (like pencil holders & the like), but all 103 episodes are lost media following a Mandela-effected reset.
grue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have no idea if you’re joking or serious. I’m hoping the latter, aside from the “lost media” part.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Good forbid a girl have hobbies
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Wood forbid
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good forbid
Famko@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nominative determinists are in shambles :(
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Osama wasn’t carrying any bins
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t she sell farts in a jar?
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…
halfapage@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 weeks ago
getting a Peter tingle right now I bet
WagnasT@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I think Christina Perri sings about a Jar of Farts. Song is pretty dope tbh.
BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“Will Smith” Won’t
wuffah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Judging by that dress, she’s a carpenter because she an excellent wood worker.
SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter
StillAlive@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I always get an uncanny valley feeling from her photos. 🤷♂️
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is that what you call it? Your uncanny valley?
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati’msayn’
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Username checks out
reader@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
No, that’s Karen Carpenter
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Another green salad, another iced tea
There’s a tunic in the closet waiting just for me
sen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fuck I thought she was an ant
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Hardly know er!
Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Curry Barker neither barks nor is yellow. >:(
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
carpenter ants
more like demolition ants
schnokobaer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
???
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
???
rapchee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
no they make the carp enter YOU