TheStaffmaster
@TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
- Comment on 34 minutes ago:
I saw the thumbnail and it reminded me I needed water for my CPAP. THEN I READ THE TEXT
- Comment on How important is owning your own video games to you? 22 hours ago:
all i’m saying is that you are living at least 1/4 of the dream. you even have somewhere to play them vs having them collecting dust in boxes in your attic.
- Comment on How important is owning your own video games to you? 22 hours ago:
and now, in this corner of Heaven…
All you need now is an endless hot wing buffet, a bottomless bag of only the dankest of nugg, and a troupe of nymphomaniac nudist college cheerleaders with no gag reflex and daddy issues.
- Comment on 🥲🥲🥲 22 hours ago:
Related: Don’t wish you child “this” dreams either.
- Comment on Indeed 2 days ago:
“Good intentions” don’t stop panic attacks.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 2 days ago:
the unfortunate side effect of this is the random charlie horses when you just need to stretch after waking up. Those can fuck right the hell off.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 2 days ago:
so, a fact to consider: if you are fat, but you are a person who is on their feet a lot, you will never skip leg day, by definition.
I’m 5’6" have a 43" waist and am 100lbs “overweight.” My legs look like I ride in the Tour de France everyday.
- Comment on When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go 4 days ago:
At what point did I suggest you drink water from a bottle?
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 4 days ago:
I’d wager that muscle relaxants in the lube would probably easily detectable. As for the guys, I’m not sure cum pills are testable… 🤔
- Comment on This Is The Ideal Swing Voter. You May Not Like Her. But She's What Democracy Looks Like. 5 days ago:
that’s how I read it.
- Comment on Good boy 5 days ago:
Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it’s been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.
Ergo:
The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.
or to put it another way:
Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.
- Comment on Choose your partner 5 days ago:
TBF, the female wolves already are bitches.
- Comment on When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go 5 days ago:
Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it’s the eco friendly option!
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 5 days ago:
I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.
I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.
- Comment on Wealth inequality will destroy America. 5 days ago:
why a ban?
- Comment on This makes so much more sense 1 week ago:
Europe is actually more a collection of large islands that have temporarily decided to exist as a unified land mass because Africa and Asia are squeezing it from both sides (geologically speaking)
- Comment on time to starr shootin some AI execs 1 week ago:
maybe don’t opt for the RGB model?
- Comment on The conservatives are calling basic Progressive policies "Communist". 1 week ago:
I usually go with 3% when I pitch this idea, But since ole’ Elmo the South African Goose Stepping Space Ass was an actual Trillionaire for a hot second back there, I felt a modest revision may have been more impactful.
- Comment on The conservatives are calling basic Progressive policies "Communist". 2 weeks ago:
Cap top-end wages by regulating a minimum wage that can be no less than 5% of the top pay in that company, (and calling out shell companies so we don’t get a situation where the CEOs’ are technically “managing consultants” to avoid this rule.)
- Comment on Slash. 2 weeks ago:
I was thinking he was missing a very clever dad joke he could make.
- Comment on Raise your words 2 weeks ago:
I got a paid subscription to adblock plus and Use a VPN. That’s odd there was a video there at one point…
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 2 weeks ago:
“NeuralCIM”
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The internet has ruined me
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 2 weeks ago:
should have put “fails” in quotations TBF.
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 2 weeks ago:
indeed. the biggest reason socialism fails is because capitalists keep kneecaping it, not because its a flawed system.
- Comment on Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing? 2 weeks ago:
I want shock, not fear.
- Comment on Raise your words 2 weeks ago:
I’m sure that was quite insightful, but my VPN blocked it.
- Comment on Realistically, what do people plan to do on the Moon and Mars that requires a permanent, or long term human presence there? 2 weeks ago:
If the ESA (AKA Actual Scientists) thinks it’s worth our time, and you are still not convinced then I literally don’t know what to tell you. Lunar regolith is lose, and lunar crust is generally porous. The moon lacks a magnetosphere and so absorbs the solar wind rather than deflecting it. The Solar wind is mostly charges particles but it’s also filled with Hydrogen fusion byproducts which is mostly HELIUM.
Science is not 100% observable facts, but a good chunk of it is learning to INFER THINGS FROM AVAILABLE DATA SETS.
- Comment on Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing? 2 weeks ago:
Self care is important for one’s mental health
- Comment on Raise your words 2 weeks ago:
True, but those that ignore thunder often catch the lightning.
- Comment on Is gender affirming care for cis people a thing? 2 weeks ago:
I’d also like to affirm my gender as a guy with a 12" penis. I need to be living my best life.