MOON TARP
IT’S A TARP
Submitted 2 days ago by RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
polydactyl@lemmy.world 2 days ago
But fr, I saw moon trap. And now I’m thinking, are we the moon’s trap?
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The moon is part of us, we’re use too insecure to allow it its independence.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
THIS IS A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY! MOON REFLECTS SUNLIGHT AND THEY DON’T LIKE WEREWOLVES BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPETITIVE PREDATORS
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
actually Werewolves are cursed BY GOD, not Satan (as is the case with most vampires), which technically makes them deal holy type damage. This makes then especially effective against the Undead, of which vampires are a type. That’s why Vampires don’t like Werewolves.
hansolo@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
That’s true, I saw it once in an episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon.
hansolo@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Goddess Hecate has entered the chat
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Still won’t prevent the tide though.
Rudee@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Any r/theydidthemath refugees willing to calculate how long an essentially vantablack tarp would survive the light of the sun with absolutely no way to vent heat?
hansolo@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Oh, it’ll last about 7.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Since you can only fold something in half a maximum of 7 time this tarp would be a minimum of about 940 miles by 940 miles when folded up 6 times.
dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Thats a myth. Mythbusters even did an ep about, got a huge sheet of paper folded like 11 times.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Still 26 miles x 26 miles when folded up 10 times. Good luck fitting that on a rocket.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 19 hours ago
You could piecwise it
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I had to look up piecewise. I’d have said piecemeal. Piecewise seems to be referring to mathematical functions, I dunno, almost fell asleep reading the blurb. I do like new words, though.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
bampop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The moon’s not the real issue here. We should be thinking about how to block out the sun
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Baby steps, bud. We’ll make it there when society wakes up to this.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
It’s already paid for by the moon!
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Those lunatics!
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why do you think they did it?!
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Moths! MOTHS!
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Burialgoods has such a fine grasp on the dark absurdity of our society
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
rather see a moon net to harvest all the skylink satellites. And move the moon a 1000 miles closer to the earth. The days have become far too long.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 days ago
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You are not a ninja.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Not any worse than what humans have already fucked up with our artificial light i imagine
crenquis@lemmy.today 2 days ago
I guess that we’ll finally find out if werewolves are triggered by the light or the tidal pull.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 days ago
Is this a plot to steal the cheese?
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Finally. The other three have been done for 80 years already.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FINALLY
Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
This reads like some memetic SCP
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So that’s where my DOGE and tariff refund checks went.
xylol@leminal.space 2 days ago
The deaths were unrelated to the moon blanket
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What if this isnt a Moon Trap but is instead an Earth Trap that the Mooninites tricked us into paying for?
marcos@lemmy.world 2 days ago
99.9954%
So… 10 times more black than it is today?
cenzorrll@piefed.ca 2 days ago
I sometimes think about how annoying a full moon would be if it’s albedo was .3 like earth’s.
lime@feddit.nu 2 days ago
i guess they needed something to do after neom went tits-up
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Cool
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Where can I learn more?
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Amongst the Starship Troopers.
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Did they die because the tarp keeps igniting?
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 days ago
No they died because of the moon werewolves that we’re trying to stop.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 16 hours ago
Fly me to the moon
And let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show you what I learned
In my moon-jitsu class
In other words
Catch these hands
In other words, whoa
Fucking fight me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Fuck you, moon. The only people what walk on my face are my wife when she feeling goth.