The_Lurker
@The_Lurker@lemmy.world
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 16 hours ago:
Kissinger strikes again! This time from Hell! In theaters tomorrow. And next week. And probably next year.
- Comment on What did people think dinosaur bones were before we officially recognised dinosaurs? 1 week ago:
- Comment on What did people think dinosaur bones were before we officially recognised dinosaurs? 1 week ago:
I watched some videos of slings as weapons of war, and as I see it, David was not the underdog. He brought a gun to a sword fight.
- Comment on What did people think dinosaur bones were before we officially recognised dinosaurs? 1 week ago:
Hence, the Elect. You don’t have to believe anything - if you’re the Elect, you’ll go to heaven. Everyone else gets eternal damnation.
- Comment on where? 1 week ago:
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if a Black Millionaire had their home broken into by a poor White person, how much danger is there of the Black Millionaire getting shot by cops "by mistake"? 1 week ago:
I think it already happened. But I can’t find (can’t be bothered to look up) any articles. In the meantime, check out the Tulsa Massacre.
- Comment on Working outside 1 week ago:
Is that Brendan Fraser on the left?
- Comment on Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me? 1 week ago:
Yeah, but you still have to close the lid first. 🤮
- Comment on Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me? 1 week ago:
I have shit in a box. And then I mailed it. The room stunk for a while, but after I sealed up the container it went away. It still stunk worse than a fart.
Cologuard is wack.
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 2 weeks ago:
In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 2 weeks ago:
It’s not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.
- Comment on Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes? 2 weeks ago:
They’re a type of algae. They’re crunchy because they’re pressed into mats, dehydrated, seasoned, and baked. Surprisingly, the orange color is completely natural. Toxic if ingested over long periods, but natural.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 3 weeks ago:
Taft was a senator, the President, and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was very active in busting up monopolies. He was responsible for the direct elections of senators. He was a dedicated jurist and a true American intellectual. But the only thing he gets rembered for is being 300lbs. And having a bigger bathtub installed in the White House.
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 3 weeks ago:
Is that Taft in the S tier? And Teddy Roosevelt? Funny considering they had a falling out in 1912(?). Taft set a high bar for President. Probably the 2nd best President of the 20th century (FDR being the 1st). Back when the US had decent politicians.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Have you SEEN what “free range” humans eat? At least with factory farms you have nutritional standards.
- Comment on They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks. 3 weeks ago:
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).
- Comment on A matter of patience 2 months ago:
Nah. Neutrinos and NEOs actually exist.
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
gzip && finger | man -stur
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 2 months ago:
No Popeyes here. 😭
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 2 months ago:
Now I have a hankering for KFC.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
I get it now!
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
- Comment on I’m tired of cornposting 3 months ago:
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Corn-positive.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 months ago:
Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.
- Comment on Fork_AI 3 months ago:
Just really really cynical.
- Comment on Should I try this? 3 months ago:
Did he say that you need to get a vibrating one to really stimulate the prostate?
- Comment on Fork_AI 3 months ago:
The doctrine of maximizing profit means that adding value for customers never happens. Any value added for customers is profit lost for the corporation.
- Comment on I've always said this 4 months ago:
“Just one bad apple!” One bad apple spoils the entire barrel/bunch.
“Jack of all trades, master of none.” Jack of all trades, master of none, oft times better than a master of one.
“Great minds think alike.” Great minds think alike, but fools never differ.
- Comment on The Boss Gangsters: Nightlife, a sleazy nightclub x mafia family management game, set in an open world, where you can set up hot dog stands to sell drugs, releasing in EA on Nov 1st. 5 months ago:
I didn’t look at the feed and thought this was basketball news.