Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?

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• RickeySpanish@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They come from a vine like corn

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What can I get Cheezits on the cob?

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• erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’re a legume. They grow in pods.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’re paint scrapings from old red barns, that have been sunbleached orange. Gotta love that old lead taste 👍

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• mouse@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s a Cheezit?

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• The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’re a type of algae. They’re crunchy because they’re pressed into mats, dehydrated, seasoned, and baked. Surprisingly, the orange color is completely natural. Toxic if ingested over long periods, but natural.

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• Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They are dandruff, from a unicorn

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  cheezits are squeezits out of zeetits

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They come from clams, like pearls

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’re made with real cheese; but they never tell you that it’s fromunda cheese.

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  • mouse@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What’s fromunda cheese?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cheese fromunda deez nuts.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You even seen an old school ice machine? They run water over a cold waffle-looking plate, it freezes, and then the ice on the waffle falls and breaks into little squares.

  Cheezits are made in machines like that. Liquid cheezit runs over the waffle, solidifies, falls off and breaks into little squares. The liquid itself is milked straight from domesticated cheezit emus. Ten to fifteen men die each year milking the emus to deliver the fresh taste of Cheezit to you.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cheemus.

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s actually tree bark! Very few people know that though

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• HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I get mine from the store

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• JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Frozen milk from meteorites is unfrozen then pulverized to a cream and then baked with pure potato extract.

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