Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I’ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they’re both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
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Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I’ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they’re both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
Maybe some of these people can sit somewhere else and I get the whole row?
6 and 10 😌
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to kinda try to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head. Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet.
Then again, sitting in or near the very back [might save your life] with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard.
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
3 or 5. 3 would probably get old quick.
5 no question, we would have so much fun
yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
damn, i barely recognize anyone.
5
Endless entertainment, whether they’re in character or not.
7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
someone do tell him, I want to know
Pink haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
your bravery is seen
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
Judging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I’m SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
#8 next to Ash is… James Brown?
Pretty sure that’s Charlie aka penguinz0.
5 or 1
7 because I need more mouse bites
Beware horse girls! It’s a trap!
hashire hashire uma musume
I’m checking myself in as cargo.
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
1 definitely
I honestly think they’d talk the least
That is the only clear choice.
JayDee@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
100% this plane’s crashing.