Trex202

@Trex202@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Genghis Khan has entered the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goddamn people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Introverts procrastinating making a phonecall*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the smell of cocane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HERE BIRDY BIRDY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the doctor was crazy for prescribing me LSD for my constipation…

  But when I saw the dinosaur, I shit my pants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Room for cream?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All bananas are guitars, but not all guitars are bananas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they don’t breathe under the plastic, accelerating the ripening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cop a demon ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yo: sup?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Naturally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yo: sup?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stroke: you can have it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pulled my hip flexor :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Acupuncture one more time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was I thinking?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One more and it’s too farty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was I thinking?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pulled my hip flexor :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pour me some wiiiiiine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pulled my hip flexor :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I misplace my phone I lose my mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pulled my hip flexor :(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yoga, my friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hustle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blursed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tonight is the night i drink scotch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to drink Scotch

  I still do, but I used to too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wear your seatbelt⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My car will YELL at us for not having a seat belt on. The faster we go, the louder the chime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2 4/7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fortnite devs Epic modifying Peacemaker emote after establishing Warner didn't mean it to look like a Nazi swastika⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  WTF are they smoking? It’s from the intro

  Also… since it’s not a swastika, that’s why it was removed??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First koala chlamydia vaccine approved for rollout across Australia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? Is there Tylenol in the vax?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fans Left Speechless as Capcom Locks Street Fighter 6 Finals Behind Paywall⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have lots to say, but no speeches

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this? News? On a paper?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckererg Demos New Facebook AI And It Couldn’t Have Gone Worse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  His demo got demoed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You do you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get judged for strapping life jackets, balloons, foam noodles, loaves of bread, and planks of wood to my bovids before I throw them into the lake.

  Whatever floats my goats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Inconceivable!