Government and Corporate Solutions

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• Stolas@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know it’s just a drawing but watching the poor horse get whipped makes me feel so bad.

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  • dlsloop@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, the horse is actually really kinky and kinda likes it.

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  • Mok98@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most of the time the whip is/was used to make the cracking sound, and seldomly to actually hit the animal

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corporate solutions in the 21st century: get rid of all the horses, buy an expensive subscription to a robot that all the other companies are also getting, which has 247 legs, 359 arms and 543 eyes and that only sometimes walks in the right direction.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Problem: fidget spinner covered in cum, won’t spin anymore

  Solution: no jackin’ it while do the spinny

  Corporate solution: increase price of ADHD meds by 500%

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• jazdax@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t a more obvious solution be to get out of the cart and lead the horse from in front? It reduces the burden on the cart and lets the horse feel safer so it can work at a higher capacity. But I’m no horse or mud expert.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s called leadership. It’s a dying art.

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  • BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unfortunately corporate wants the horse to be put in the cart with management where management can whip the few remaining staff that weren’t laid off who will now pull the cart, but the entire property is mud now because management hired a contractor to wet all the soil before restructuring.

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Corporate wants to replace the horse with AI

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Solution was promoted by influencer on social network and advised by business consulting company, because budget was almost empty original horse was fired and new one is outsourced and will be fired when the job is done.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Government is not in this scenario.

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  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Government solutions: adding more mud

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• WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The beatings will continue until morale improves

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are you free to connect on a Teams call re: the cart in the mud?

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• ProfessorScience@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These images make me wary of dying of dysentery, for some reason…

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