Photonic
@Photonic@lemmy.world
- Comment on penisland.jpg 2 weeks ago:
Damn they have wood (and plastic) but no bone?
Disappointed!
- Comment on Show me what slimed you. 2 weeks ago:
A board stacked with different cheeses, crackers, sausages, nuts and red wine on the side.
Not a bad way to go.
- Comment on Keep it secret, keep it safe, the internet depends on it... 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Doesn't want to pay child support. Denies he is the father of this boy 3 weeks ago:
Nah that’s just him again after a good shave
- Comment on Government and Corporate Solutions 3 weeks ago:
Corporate solutions in the 21st century: get rid of all the horses, buy an expensive subscription to a robot that all the other companies are also getting, which has 247 legs, 359 arms and 543 eyes and that only sometimes walks in the right direction.
- Comment on It was a real revelation for me and changed my life 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like a guy with a general groin area fixation
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 weeks ago:
I never really got the point of no nut November, anyone care to explain?
- Comment on Just because your doctor annoys you doesn't mean you should eat them 3 weeks ago:
Best low tech colonoscopy solution
- Comment on Strong men create worm times 3 weeks ago:
🎶 Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the wyrm! 🎶
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I guess that was a bit of a hyperbole, but you get what I mean :)
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Exactly, I don’t think people can deny or change what they’re attracted to. God knows they’ve tried that with gay men.
But of course the big difference here is that here these people can’t ever be allowed to act on it. They need to reserve the furthest and darkest place in their mind, build walls around it like they’re building nuclear bunker and seal off all the exits. And don’t fucking tempt that shit with loli anime or other weird shit.
- Comment on Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine 4 weeks ago:
Hey no worries, he’s your surgeon general!
- Comment on In the deep freeze 4 weeks ago:
Lactose intolerant??? No I said I lack toes in toddlers ants!
- Comment on Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine 4 weeks ago:
How did the pirate and the bunny get mixed in?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Never drink any water, nor ever use a pencil, because both water and graphite are moderators inside the core of a nuclear reactor.
- Comment on Me_IRL 4 weeks ago:
Patient: “Doctor, are you getting enough rest?”
The doctor:
- Comment on SBA #264 Drank 4 weeks ago:
Just one bob?
Why not two bobs?
Add a vagene into the mix if you like.
- Comment on I'm fine with it 4 weeks ago:
Congratulations on movin’ on up in life
- Comment on Trust me, there is no plague 4 weeks ago:
That’s nothing. Wait till it goes corruption-and-lieborne
- Comment on If you ever see a CEO like this, warn a brother. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Br*tish breakfast "food". 5 weeks ago:
Oi mate! I see nuffin’ in the wrong ‘ere! Proper ‘ome-cooked English meal innit? ‘xactly like me mum used to make!
- Comment on Granted. 5 weeks ago:
Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 1 month ago:
Can I get the TL:DL version?
- Comment on The next generation of AI powered technology 1 month ago:
Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour
- Comment on why don't pandas exist in Chinese history prior to 1869? the creature "Mo" that is referenced looks nothing like a Panda 1 month ago:
Other gods and deities aren’t real either. It’s not like they would have imagined a strangely colored bamboo-eating bear they never encountered just because they live nearby
- Comment on Fantastic 1 month ago:
I feel like in the right – or wrong, depending how you look at it – hands these could be worth a lot more than just one house.
- Comment on In life of every man, there's moment when things becomes soft and sloppy 1 month ago:
Aaah that’s why red pilled old guys are so much angrier than blue pilled ones
- Comment on Genderfluid 🚿 2 months ago:
Maybe you can still try sone DYI, or if all of that fails some DUI
- Comment on Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you. 2 months ago:
Goth? That’s just Karen
- Comment on This had to be a terrifying way to go 2 months ago:
Don’t worry, a dear trying to run up a flight of stairs would stumble, fall and break all of its legs
