Photonic

@Photonic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m old enough to remember the cinnamon challenge… it definitely has a bite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly what the meme is about: AMOC collapse is the scientific term for the “Gulf Stream cut off”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeeeazels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you mean: “Roll, roll, roll your stoat, gently down the stream”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just april...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh yes, baby Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course mam. I hope you can get your meds… is it haloperidol? a little sooner so you can get the right dose and can get the right therapy you need to get your life back under control

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get you man. Getting the right health care is a bitch. I applaud you for keeping your spirits up in this fucked up situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honest advice: take your meds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨snow isn't real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They all froze to death from all the snow of course. Geez do you even conspiracy theory bro?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Land where⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, no she’s on to something. If they don’t touch down on land why is it called a landing and not a sea-ing.

  Checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gee willikers, hey Craig!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait we can say shit in the shitpost community? If only I had know earlier!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No cap Fr Fr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And why would it say the punch line is too long? Is it a fruit punch flavor joke or smt?

  Also: this punch line is quite short, which disproves its own statement (yes, I’m fun at parties).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manned spaceflight is back baybee.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe fix your problems here on earth first but who am I

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody wants to work anymore!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess they gotta go back to good old sailing ships and hoist the Jolly Roger as they send a shot across their target’s bow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp, womp.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t jobs actual people working, not job openings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this another torsio testis joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨koo koo kachoo, Mr. Anderson⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely not, but I think that’s part of the joke, as in that there’s nothing different about the pills themselves I guess?

  I can tell you one thing though: ain’t nobody sleeping after taking a full 160mg of MDMA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me-ow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the Dow for now, it will give us a lot more ow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend is 31 and is constantly breaking out in acne. She also gets very irritated/argumentative before her period. Is this normal for her age?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes acne can still occur at the age of 31. It can also be a symptom of PCOS (as well as the irritability, but some women simply have more severe PMS than others). If she was on certain birth control meds it could have suppressed the acne before and when she stopped taking them caused her to break out.

  Of note: a blood test that was done 7 years ago doesn’t say much about today. It is just a reflection of what her hormone levels were at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme that phones-charger-in-a-travel-bag-entanglement twist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  • Orchiectomy or orchidectomy
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream 🦕 Big⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t gonna say this but since you’re making changes anyway: the recurrent laryngeal nerve doesn’t go around the heart but around the aortic arch and the great arteries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These idiots will never link this to (hyper)capitalism and megacorps and let alone think of alternatives remotely different from the current status quo.

  Gas prices may affect the midterm votes though and they may vote against the extremist right wing candidates and for the liberal right wing candidates, which I guess is a small win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gina tried to beat us… they couldn’t do it! It’s gonna be a beautiful bomb, a beautiful explosion. Is it explode or implode? It will be tremendous though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gonna be THE biggest bomb the world has ever seen, a tremendous explosion, you just… it’s the best… Europe doesn’t have this bomb, Iran doesn’t have it… it’s nuclear… people said it couldn’t be done but this administration did it… the cowardly democrats didn’t want it… it’s the best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Listen to the customer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The ackchual actual customers are the hedgefunds and other major investors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Chicken of Hormuz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just love chicken tacos, don’t you?

  Question unrelated to post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Help themselves”? Nah they need a couch to get off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think the fuck again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean I did, but once you do, you’re Rick-rolled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think the fuck again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright you got me. Didn’t think I was gonna get Rick-rolled in 2026 but here we are…