Photonic
@Photonic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Doesn't want to pay child support. Denies he is the father of this boy 18 hours ago:
Nah that’s just him again after a good shave
- Comment on Government and Corporate Solutions 2 days ago:
Corporate solutions in the 21st century: get rid of all the horses, buy an expensive subscription to a robot that all the other companies are also getting, which has 247 legs, 359 arms and 543 eyes and that only sometimes walks in the right direction.
- Comment on It was a real revelation for me and changed my life 2 days ago:
Sounds like a guy with a general groin area fixation
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 days ago:
I never really got the point of no nut November, anyone care to explain?
- Comment on Just because your doctor annoys you doesn't mean you should eat them 6 days ago:
Best low tech colonoscopy solution
- Comment on Strong men create worm times 6 days ago:
🎶 Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the wyrm! 🎶
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I guess that was a bit of a hyperbole, but you get what I mean :)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Exactly, I don’t think people can deny or change what they’re attracted to. God knows they’ve tried that with gay men.
But of course the big difference here is that here these people can’t ever be allowed to act on it. They need to reserve the furthest and darkest place in their mind, build walls around it like they’re building nuclear bunker and seal off all the exits. And don’t fucking tempt that shit with loli anime or other weird shit.
- Comment on Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine 1 week ago:
Hey no worries, he’s your surgeon general!
- Comment on In the deep freeze 1 week ago:
Lactose intolerant??? No I said I lack toes in toddlers ants!
- Comment on Anytime I see THIS combo of words, this is what I imagine 1 week ago:
How did the pirate and the bunny get mixed in?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Never drink any water, nor ever use a pencil, because both water and graphite are moderators inside the core of a nuclear reactor.
- Comment on Me_IRL 1 week ago:
Patient: “Doctor, are you getting enough rest?”
The doctor:
- Comment on SBA #264 Drank 1 week ago:
Just one bob?
Why not two bobs?
Add a vagene into the mix if you like.
- Comment on I'm fine with it 2 weeks ago:
Congratulations on movin’ on up in life
- Comment on Trust me, there is no plague 2 weeks ago:
That’s nothing. Wait till it goes corruption-and-lieborne
- Comment on If you ever see a CEO like this, warn a brother. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Br*tish breakfast "food". 2 weeks ago:
Oi mate! I see nuffin’ in the wrong ‘ere! Proper ‘ome-cooked English meal innit? ‘xactly like me mum used to make!
- Comment on Granted. 2 weeks ago:
Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 3 weeks ago:
Can I get the TL:DL version?
- Comment on The next generation of AI powered technology 3 weeks ago:
Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour
- Comment on why don't pandas exist in Chinese history prior to 1869? the creature "Mo" that is referenced looks nothing like a Panda 3 weeks ago:
Other gods and deities aren’t real either. It’s not like they would have imagined a strangely colored bamboo-eating bear they never encountered just because they live nearby
- Comment on Fantastic 3 weeks ago:
I feel like in the right – or wrong, depending how you look at it – hands these could be worth a lot more than just one house.
- Comment on In life of every man, there's moment when things becomes soft and sloppy 5 weeks ago:
Aaah that’s why red pilled old guys are so much angrier than blue pilled ones
- Comment on Genderfluid 🚿 1 month ago:
Maybe you can still try sone DYI, or if all of that fails some DUI
- Comment on Therapist: Goth Trump isn't real. He can't hurt you. 1 month ago:
Goth? That’s just Karen
- Comment on This had to be a terrifying way to go 1 month ago:
Don’t worry, a dear trying to run up a flight of stairs would stumble, fall and break all of its legs
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 1 month ago:
Yeah, I didn’t really need him to reply to know the answer. But it was funny, so I tried to poke him a little bit more
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 1 month ago:
Still waiting on that answer…
- Comment on I mean I like raisins, just...you know... 1 month ago:
For some reason my brain flipped your username too, so I guess now you’re Suomynonmemaga, or a Finnish non-meme MAGA.
Do with this information whatever you want.
