Then you have the American getting an STD from their fin Dom and blaming it on the Canadian
How polite
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wraekscadu@vargar.org 1 hour ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like “Good. They have the item I’m looking for in stock.”
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think I read a sci-fi about that
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ooh, there’s a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!
Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don’t deserve any kind of response.
The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don’t even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
On the other hand, the transparency is appreciated. It’s much worse when someone seems normal, then does exactly the same thing.
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I’d like to take my time on that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
well it’s in a jar and garlic dill flavored
freeusething@fedinsfw.app 5 hours ago
What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.
Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 7 minutes ago
Because due to law of large numbers, it has worked for someone. The 99% who are disgusted by it are just a collateral damage. Of course it might have been a much more artistic picture of a dick, but that gets glossed over.
There’s always the exhibition and degrading kink to consider as well. Flashers do exists and sending a random dick pick is rather easy. For the degrading kink, sending a random dick pick is sure way to get at least some insults or disgust effect.
There might be just ego or inflated self esteem in the play as well.
Though just for clarification, I’m not in any way defending it. I’m probably more baffled by most sexual behaviors than the average person. I have just been curious over the drivers of most sexual behaviors.
orioler25@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Really tired of the association between “Canadian” and “polite.” Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don’t let some of them read this and then think to themselves, “I’m polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don’t always ask, because I’m Canadian.”
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It’s like they’ve never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.
orioler25@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
See, I get you’re joking, but I’m not clear if it’s because you’re a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you’re using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone’s unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
orioler25@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Of course not, that’s why it’s a problem. Don’t act like you are unaware of the conception I’m talking about. I’m saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like “thought so”.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
… this is confusing to me.
Like… you’re doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
…hrm.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like “well, I have no problem just giving people nudes”.
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I call fake! The initial question didn’t end with “eh?”
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
I’ve had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you’re interacting in porno spaces online, it’s more common than you’d think, butt unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don’t treat me like a person.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I’ve asked they won’t be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
deck pics are also high scorers. “ohhhh forgive my typo”
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 16 hours ago
They would have been acceptable
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I’m passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
… I’ve never sent an unsolicited dick pic.
Sure, if someone is asking… and like, we are actively, mutually sexting…
I dunno.
Never made any sense to me at all, to do that unprompted.
Not trying to like, dog on you, I just literally don’t get it, how it would sense to do that.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
We love character growth!
I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like “I like your art!” (i’m a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)
1984@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
They don’t treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
You sound like my closeted bisexual friend, who hates people who make money via adult websites. You still have some growing up, just like him.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 16 hours ago
What part of my post indicated surprise to you?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Eh? What are you on aboot?
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
No I’m on sandals
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Oh, sorry.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
we hit land in an hour, why?
also how could you tell, that’s kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 day ago
This weirdly looks like it could happen…
Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
This would win brownie points
lemmysmash@piefed.social 1 day ago
That’s… not how it works in other countries?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
🍆🖼️ hello
altphoto@lemmy.today 38 minutes ago
He did say sorry and that’s a stereotype.