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- Comment on If I only have space/money for one exercise machine, what should I get? 1 month ago:
Touché xD
- Comment on If I only have space/money for one exercise machine, what should I get? 1 month ago:
Or, alternatively, also work on your flexibility…
- Comment on If I only have space/money for one exercise machine, what should I get? 1 month ago:
Bondage swing set.
- Comment on You hate Corporate Memphis eh? 1 month ago:
Even AI crap is better than that utter garbage.
- Comment on Are Murena's email services any good? 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t trust them: https://grapheneos.social/@GrapheneOS/116353973732143171
- Comment on This is why you're still waiting for that simulation result from Jerry the CFD guy 1 month ago:
This research is far more useful than the whole UN.
- Comment on Pspsps 1 month ago:
Your mom is smol AF.
- Comment on Pressing question 1 month ago:
I think he could find more information about hamsters on xhamster.com.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Absolutely disgusting. On top of it, the reverse image search website has forced me to open this horrible link: https://upornia.com/videos/5874243/kaitlyn-katsaros-and-rebel-rhyder-halloween-clockwork-wet-kaitlyn-kats/.
- Comment on is there a name for when you stop preventing a problem thinking it's solved and it comes back? 1 month ago:
FAFO
- Comment on New Twitter launches, says Musk’s X gave up the name 2 months ago:
And all three of them (the original shitter, fake shitter aka bluesky, and the new shitter — this one) are loginwalled shitholes.
- Comment on Tbh I get it 2 months ago:
TBH I think of sex even when it’s not raining. Hmm… maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich…
- Comment on Nine out of 10 unsolved murders in London linked to non-white victims 2 months ago:
Since The Guardian for some reason didn’t bother to print the full statistics from their very own source, I’ll do it myself: https://aoav.org.uk/2026/londons-2025-murders-examined-key-figures-in-the-uk-capitals-homicides/
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 2 months ago:
TIL another meaning of the word “tear” :)
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 2 months ago:
- Comment on Phone and OS Recommendations 2 months ago:
Unfortunately, there’s no alternative to a GrapheneOS phone nowadays.
- Linux phones: good privacy and good customization, but poor security, poor hardware support and poorish software support (e.g. android apps that require play verification)
- iOS: good security, almost okayish privacy, but you basically don’t own your phone
- Mainline Android: good compatibility, good hardware support, but poor to abysmal (depending on the make) security, poor to abysmal privacy, you almost don’t own your phone
- Lineage OS / iodeOS / etc: goodish privacy, adequate support for a lot of hardware, control over your phone, but poorish security, poorish software support (e.g. android apps that require play verification), lack of hardware support (e.g. the very S21)
- Fairphone & similar — they fall somewhere in the middle between mainline Android and LineageOS stuff — better privacy than mainline, more flexibility than mainline, but still dependency on Google whims, and poorish security.
That said, IMO there are two directions:
- Pixel phone (or Motorola in the future) + GrapheneOS — good software but new meh hardware —
- Current phone, maximally decrapped (ideally, almost everything but very core services disabled, e.g. via universal debloater or manually via adb) — much more private than mainline Android, relatively stable and with at least some baseline security + critical security patches from the OEM
- Comment on Can't believe its been 2 weeks 2 months ago:
Edgy Marxists: *whataboutism intensifies*
- Comment on Large Hardon Collider 2 months ago:
"Majority of men can’t find the Higgs boson."
- Comment on How hopeless is getting a job with a CS degree? 2 months ago:
IT is a shitshow generally. But it pays kinda well and it still needs humans to do the actual work. The other fields are probably a bit less of a shitshow, but given that the whole planet is kinda a shitshow nowadays, might kick you out (or in the balls) even harder. So… just choose the wig and makeup that suit you better, clown up, and join us in one show or another.
- Comment on not again! 🤦♀️ 2 months ago:
- Comment on Cursed Headset 2 months ago:
Same vibes…
Image - Comment on Watcha gonna do? 2 months ago:
- Comment on How polite 2 months ago:
That’s… not how it works in other countries?
- Comment on Beans 2 months ago:
Certain socialist concepts, when applied sparingly, targetedly and thoughtfully, work pretty well — as we can see in the Nordic countries. But if used as a global state paradigm (also add populism to it), then yes, same shit.
- Comment on Beans 2 months ago:
Pretty much how it worked everywhere so far.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Now this is an interesting shitpost 🍿
- Comment on I hate getting bean pre-cum on my fingers 2 months ago:
The trick is to open the can just a little, just by pulling the ring a little, and then pour the precum out — either into some other vessel for later consumption, or into the sink if you want to get rid of it.
Also, what is it about the beans all day?
- Comment on Gamer Logic 😡 2 months ago:
Do you realize that you’re currently doing precisely what you’re trying to mock? — Discriminating and generalizing a group of people based on their hobby.
- Comment on What it's like to be in your forties 3 months ago:
*thirties
- Comment on Stereotypes 3 months ago:
