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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The proof!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well there was this guy in Puerto Rico who sold me lysergic acid diethylamide on a cardboard, gotta tell you this, he definitely was a jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The proof!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well my mother went bowling wearing a boiler suit, calling herself jesus.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or "American beer is like sex in a canoe.*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AMEN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
  Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
  Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
  Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
  Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!.. It floats! Throw her into the pond!
  Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
  Peasant 1: Bread.
  Peasant 2: Apples.
  Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
  Peasant 1: Cider.
  Peasant 2: Gravy.
  Peasant 3: Cherries.
  Peasant 1: Mud.
  Peasant 2: Churches.
  Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
  King Arthur: A Duck.
  Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
  Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
  Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
  Peasant 2: …A witch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  farts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Strange women lyin’ in ponds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Now, why do witches burn?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Today I learned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Changed it.
  Old version:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes sense…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  And I don’t mean she travels a lot. -Bender Bending Rodriguez

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza, lazy, anxiety, drugs...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat Bubba.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For your budget, this is the best fit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nailed it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza, lazy, anxiety, drugs...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?feddit.org ↗
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