The throne

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AI slop.

  The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It’s also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.

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  • Encephalotrocity@feddit.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Needing to take your pants off to take a shit was the immediate giveaway for me, but yeah so much is wrong with this pic the poster should be ashamed.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And what the fuck is that foot pedal supposed to be doing on the bottom left? The world’s most awkward flushing mechanism? (Kind of floating just off the horse’s thigh too.)

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Toilet foot pedal flushers are a thing.

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  • blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FTFY

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    • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More slop is not a fix. You can’t polish a turd

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  • DeckPacker@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also the buttons on the golden panel over the toilet (that are typically used to flush) are way smaller, than they are supposed to be

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was wondering WTF was the point of making the horse a seat when it’s that large and heavy and can’t even be lifted to piss.

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• Reisen@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i know i want it to be real too but it’s AI slop

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s shit posting, not slop posting.

  Slop < shit

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hows that lid supposed to work

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do you race like a piss horse?

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So you piss like a race horse.

      Those are the options, I don’t make the rules.

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  horcelain throne

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  • digger@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your comment doesn’t have enough up votes. You’re doing the Lord’s work. Bravo.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doesn’t even have reigns to hold for massive shits. Lame.

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• mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Interesting that the toilet bowl is called 馬桶 in Chinese. That first character is the character for horse… anyone know why?

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  INB4 “bidet”

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  • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Squat Toilet Supremacy

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come down from your high horse!

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok sorry,
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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get off your high horse.

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• one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You like testing your ass on your ass? Jackass.

  Legitimately cool toilet, I’m actually the jackass here. I do have questions though, how money lids/seats does that toilet have?

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