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• ameen272@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tell me you have an addiction without telling me you have an addiction

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Listen, buddy, I’ve been doing it for almost 20 years every day, so if I’d gotten addicted I would have noticed.

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    • ameen272@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Enriqueeee

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stroking internal combustion engines…

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    • ameen272@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Releasing complex chemical white fluid…

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is eating food also an addiction then? Or is it just a natural bodily function that’s actually healthy to do regularly?

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If eating food is your response to having nothing to do, then yes, that’s at the very least an eating disorder

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    • ameen272@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bro sfop crying about it I have already interacted with people like you

      Just be quiet and consider me stupid. Mm, sound good?

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bop it!

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twist it!

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    • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Harder, better, faster, stronger

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    • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Extend it!

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• emotional_soup_88@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  -> Wish it was a vulva.

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    all of the above

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My ex left behind his collection of vibrating sounding rods soooooo, there’s option three right there.

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a thing? Do guys just look at it?

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• Jaycifer@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Stroke it, stare at it, destiny comes all the same.” -big, bald, purple-headed fella

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why not both?

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Million dollar answer here

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• MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t just stare at it, eat it!

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