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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “What’s up livers?!”

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    • filcuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I identify as braindead, your generalised labels offend me

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sorry for the microagression.

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      • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        What a no-brainer.

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      hey you can’t use that word, only we can.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s called ascites and looks like this

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    And they do something called Paracentesis for it which looks like this and the amount of fluid that comes off is often somewhat of a “big fish story” for nurses similar to giant objects removed from rectums. No

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have a friend in urology, who will occasionally talk about clogged… systems, and how much urine a person can hold. It’s a surprisingly large amount, to the degree where they can’t remove it all in one go because the drop of internal pressure will lead to a drop in bloodpressure.

      So yes, you CAN pee yourself to death.

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      • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They once drained nearly almost 2 liters out of me. The urologist was amazed that I didn’t die. I’ve had two more laser procedures over the years and another one is scheduled next week. Self cathing multiple times a day for years sucks. But it is better than dialysis or dying.

        Everyone loves them titties enough to have a whole month of awareness, but not many care about prostrate health. Get it checked regularly fellas! And pay attention to how you pee and how often. It can get bad enough that not even a little blue pill can save your love life.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think they did this in The Pitt. The alcoholic guy who was a “frequent flyer” (all the doctors and nurses knew him because he always had to come in and get that shit drained. Never stopped drinking).

      Man that show is good.

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh and fun fact, the professional way to say “frequent flyer” (for like written documentation or over the phone to other units and such) is “known / well known to me/us.” So for instance “Mr Doe is well known to us from previous admissions to this unit with the last date of discharge being 3 days ago.”

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Have avoided it. I’ve had coworkers say it gave them flashbacks.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that what a “beer belly” is?

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Nah that’s usually just because beer is liquid bread

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  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    so, a fact to consider: if you are fat, but you are a person who is on their feet a lot, you will never skip leg day, by definition.

    I’m 5’6" have a 43" waist and am 100lbs “overweight.” My legs look like I ride in the Tour de France everyday.

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    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah I had some amazing calves from being so fat and just walking.

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      • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’ll completely fuck up your joints, though.

        Source: am fat, lifelong cyclist, starting to get knee pains.

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      • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        the unfortunate side effect of this is the random charlie horses when you just need to stretch after waking up. Those can fuck right the hell off.

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  • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you a liver or a deadite?

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve been watching a lot of Scrabble videos on YouTube. I don’t know why and there’s a phenomenon on the best players in the world challenging really obvious words because of the quirks of the language.

    In the video below you can see an example of where someone challenged “bus” because “bu” isn’t one of the many two-letter words they’ve memorized and so pluralizing it is also invalid.

    youtu.be/6CU4NqrSicc

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This could be adapted into a strategy. Use some words that look like they follow some other pattern, deliberately pronounce them and volunteer a definition as if they do to prompt a challenge, basically gaslighting your opponent into losing confidence in challenging to allow you to start making up words later on. You’d basically convert Scrabble into poker lol.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Almost all my uncles are built like a candy apple. Not a single case of liver failure in the family. Sure heart issues are everywhere because they’re built like fucking apples on a stick.

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    • ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Diabetes does that too. Skinny extremities, thick/round torsos with almost no transition between the two shapes.

      Most of the men in my mother’s extended family have diabetes, and look just like that.

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      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So many comorbidities. Alcohol also has a large play. Rich foods like red meat. My God it’s such a long list.

        People if you’re reading this. Eat your veggies. Limit your red meet. Limit your alcohol. Fiber fiber fiber. Then pray you have good genetics lol

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s all related, though. Liver disease often causes cardiovascular issues, or vice versa. It’s most pronounced in skinny people with fatty liver disease, who have a significantly elevated risk of dying from cardiovascular disease. Either way, the liver is immensely important for a whole bunch of metabolic functions, and cardiovascular health depends on all those metabolic functions working properly.

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      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yup. I have fatty liver. It’s hereditary. It’s why I run and eat healthy.

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  • Xahvoc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can confirm. Go to the doctor once in a while even if you have to just run from the bill. :(

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pro tip: carry an apple and they cant legally bill you for health care.

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      • GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So that’s what Apple Pay is

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The problem is, that the apple field repels any doctors, so they can’t do a checkup

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This one hurts, no matter if it’s fake and/or gay.

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