lauha

@lauha@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can you?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never understood people who throw away the crust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We didn't have this option as kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ibfeel like extending the deadline though. I have no deadlines, but I have the urge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid Theory: Scientists Are Actually Wizards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Clarke’s three laws, referring to Arthur C. Clarke.

  The laws are:

  • When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  • The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
  • Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke's_three_laws

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather throw caltrops

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not an app. That’s a cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T2 butter mold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be fat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is indeed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They kind of are now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gundam Chestnut⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  North America had only one minor earth worm species before Europeans arrived.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gundam Chestnut⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about earth worms‽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Frog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soylent green is kermit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this true for Germans?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagger 288 can never be defeated. Not even by time or entropy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this true for Germans?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this true for Germans?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They say Beelzebub himself fears the Bagger 288

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So oral and anal are fucking the same hole and pussy is not a real hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was great⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But that song sings about the drummer boy who drums for the Jesus because he had no other gift to give

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet ancestry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Europe it is mostly just defines by if you have ancestry or not since pure bloodedness really has bad connotations in Europe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was great⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this drum reference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitty stores that penalise you for not having their store card⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The card means my shop is cheaper than it otherwise would be and I’m gaining points each time I use it.

  Card means that the price is what it could be anyway, but they decide to give it only to the customers who have the card.

  Points are also just mark up in general prices that they could have given you anyway, but hide it as a “reward for points”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat, is this true? Can cybercriminals really just tick an "I agree" box and do a cybercrime? I'm literally shaking and crying rn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can just swing a hammer and commit a felony.

  I can just throw a match and commit an arsony.

  I can just “speak convincingly to the secretary” and commit a cybercrime.

  I can “just take this beer over here” and commit a theft.

  Not all crime is complicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Everybody now!*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diabolical⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just go super ambiguous

  “Sorry about your car. Call me.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reading and working out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, kangaroos are marsupials

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually illiterate, thank you very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The post didn’t mention a farm, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a linguist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would imagine the class would be aDog and when you instantiate it the variable would be theDog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Non-foot non-ball football league

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heads up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies! Apples were domesticated 10000 years ago but Fibonacci lived in 12-13th century.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hackers Replace 'm' with 'rn' in Microsoft(.)com to Steal Users' Login Credentials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That would assume they care about their users

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨il boohoo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Money can’t buy happiness or intelligence, proven buy the richest man in the world