lauha
@lauha@lemmy.world
- Comment on T2 butter mold 2 days ago:
I’ll be fat
- Comment on It is indeed 3 days ago:
They kind of are now?
- Comment on Please the Beans 4 days ago:
PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.
- Comment on Gundam Chestnut 5 days ago:
North America had only one minor earth worm species before Europeans arrived.
- Comment on Gundam Chestnut 5 days ago:
What about earth worms‽
- Comment on We have ways of making you talk, Mr. Frog 6 days ago:
Soylent green is kermit
- Comment on Is this true for Germans? 6 days ago:
Bagger 288 can never be defeated. Not even by time or entropy.
- Comment on Is this true for Germans? 1 week ago:
Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.
- Comment on Is this true for Germans? 1 week ago:
They say Beelzebub himself fears the Bagger 288
- Comment on How about the digestive system? 1 week ago:
So oral and anal are fucking the same hole and pussy is not a real hole.
- Comment on This was great 1 week ago:
But that song sings about the drummer boy who drums for the Jesus because he had no other gift to give
- Comment on Sweet ancestry 1 week ago:
In Europe it is mostly just defines by if you have ancestry or not since pure bloodedness really has bad connotations in Europe.
- Comment on This was great 1 week ago:
What is this drum reference?
- Comment on Shitty stores that penalise you for not having their store card 2 weeks ago:
The card means my shop is cheaper than it otherwise would be and I’m gaining points each time I use it.
Card means that the price is what it could be anyway, but they decide to give it only to the customers who have the card.
Points are also just mark up in general prices that they could have given you anyway, but hide it as a “reward for points”
- Comment on Chat, is this true? Can cybercriminals really just tick an "I agree" box and do a cybercrime? I'm literally shaking and crying rn 2 weeks ago:
I can just swing a hammer and commit a felony.
I can just throw a match and commit an arsony.
I can just “speak convincingly to the secretary” and commit a cybercrime.
I can “just take this beer over here” and commit a theft.
Not all crime is complicated.
- Comment on *Everybody now!* 2 weeks ago:
While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.
- Comment on Diabolical 2 weeks ago:
Just go super ambiguous
“Sorry about your car. Call me.”
- Comment on Reading and working out 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact, kangaroos are marsupials
- Comment on Anyone in tech confirm? 3 weeks ago:
I’m actually illiterate, thank you very much.
- Comment on Anyone in tech confirm? 3 weeks ago:
The post didn’t mention a farm, eh?
- Comment on Anon is a linguist 3 weeks ago:
I would imagine the class would be aDog and when you instantiate it the variable would be theDog.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 4 weeks ago:
Non-foot non-ball football league
- Comment on heads up! 5 weeks ago:
Lies! Apples were domesticated 10000 years ago but Fibonacci lived in 12-13th century.
- Comment on Hackers Replace 'm' with 'rn' in Microsoft(.)com to Steal Users' Login Credentials 1 month ago:
That would assume they care about their users
- Comment on il boohoo 1 month ago:
Money can’t buy happiness or intelligence, proven buy the richest man in the world
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Imagine this note with a tube of lube and a fleshlight
- Comment on It's always been women in STEM. 1 month ago:
Damn millenials. Founding universities and doing other woke shit.
- Comment on Annoying dark pattern where no means maybe later 1 month ago:
Did you mean “Got it, amount of dickpicks won’t increase as much this much”
- Comment on Fourier 1 month ago:
Interesting, I didn’t know the word reluctance even though magnetic resistance is a familiar concept
- Comment on what in the actual fuck 1 month ago:
Godzilla