I had to get a drug test recently for work, the lady testing me said I had some of the most hydrated pee she’s ever seen. So I guess you could say I’m well hydrated
Stay hydrated
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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deft@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I got popped in the navy for my piss being too diluted because I drank too much water. Had to retest me.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have to starve myself of water before drug tests because I always have diluted pee. It doesn’t even always work.
I just like water lol and I sort of think that most people are wildly dehydrated most of the time.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Cool, but which lizard? I’ll do it, too, but only if I can be a Komodo Dragon - those bad boys get all the chicks.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Geez, I’d take that deal regardless of which lizard. There’s some that’re better than others, but fuck, that’s a dream regardless! :)
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I drank 128 today what will my powers be
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same but more pee.
Like a lot more. It’s not a linear relationship at that point.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
assuming you’re not doing any sport or anything that would cause a lot of sweat, possibly diabetes or knowledge of caffeine piss
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Aw what a shitty superpower :(
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Crop harvesting is important, please promote this person
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
No shit. Nobody on my valheim server will do it.
I understand that I’m one of the nobodies, however.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve never understood those water bottles that have motivational messages encouraging you to keep drinking water. The problem I have is keeping any liquid in my water bottle, not consuming its contents.
boonhet@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Some people forget to drink.
I can go days without remembering to drink water, though I consume other drinks in the meantime
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
I drink about a gallon a day. After a certain point, you piss less frequently, but with much greater volume.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I easily crush around a gallon a day.
Accidentally threw a Honda Civic across a parking lot yesterday. My regrets are numerous, but not about drinking all that water.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds… Like this guy became a Rune Factory protagonist?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
2.73 liters by the way. Totally feasible, and often not even enough depending on body type, weather and activity.
Igris@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Thanks. That’s not really that much.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
It is a high amount if you eat anything but barren dry food.
In Germany it’s recommended to drink 1.5 liters of water per day. Because a good chunk of water should come from food intake.