Pastors hate this one weird trick

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is how you get a sermon to end ten minutes early.

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  • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Less is more, like they say.

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  • DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmmmm I don’t know. I’ve been in multiple churches, it depends on the congregation. White people feel obligated to be at church so it could speed it up. Black church goers enjoy church and might keep the event going.

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Speedrun cheat code

    I like it

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• WagnasT@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man, of all the things I hated about the sequals Adam Driver was not one of them.

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• timmy_dean_sausage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I used to run audio for churches, I liked to yell “GAY MEN”

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When the speaker asked the crowd a question I would sometimes somewhat sarcasticly yell: “Jesus, the answer is always Jesus.”

  (That was me starting to realise this shit wasn’t for me)

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• Rezurektme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bi-la kaifa

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