God
Regret
Is God’s in-moment regret a part of his plan?
“I need to look like I didn’t see this coming.”
I got your 6-7 right here, kids!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Agent641@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
”God works in mysterious ways ”
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Genesis 6:7 he said, “I will eliminate man, whom I have created, from the face of the earth, from man to other living things, from animals even to the flying things of the air. For it grieves me that I have made them.”
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
God aborts the whole world Christians: this is fine Woman aborts one foetus Christians: burn her, she’s a witch
Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
People say this is a conflict with being omniscient, but that's thinking temporally. For an entity that's timeless, it's all happening at once (or there is no once, it just all is) so he can have a master plan and make mistakes too. There's probably more coming.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
So are u saying they aren’t omniscent? Damn
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
make mistakes
Sounds like you’re saying God isn’t perfect, you little heretic.
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That doesn’t have any logic, how being timeless excuse a perfect entity for making mistakes?
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He either knew it was a mistake before he even thought to start like they say and fucked up on purpose, or he isnt all knowing and is as fickle as any man, making him hardly a god at all
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it
Meron35@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tbh the world being God streaming a game of the Sims makes more sense
Monument@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Some clever bastard figured out an exploit (buoyancy) and humanity has just been going ham on god’s plan of creating utopia since. He’s just been trying to come up with ways to wipe humanity without a full reset since and the fuckers keep out-engineering and out-breeding his efforts.
Sooner or later he’s going to have to eat crow and reconcile with the god of Jupiter or with Sol to either fling a big rock from the asteroid belt or send a giant solar flare. It’s a hard sell, though. After bragging for so long about creating life, both are a little sick of Terra. Besides, they kind of like that more of Terra’s insane little creations revere them than revere Terra.
pnwpixel@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I like how God decided to ragequit The Sims game he was playing.
Zink@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
God: eternal and omniscient.
Also god: surprised pikachu.
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you, “(to aquatic life) “you’re cool, and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Not the fish though. Seems that God was an evolutionist and agreed the transition to land was a bad idea.
Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
67!
MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
1,105,185,179,339,051,069,340,904,821,109,256,497,792,958,645,880,288,624,051,564,500,008,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ?
Mac@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
🤷♂️🤷♂️
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Man, what a shit deity. So much for “omnipotent” if he can’t create shit he won’t regret.
Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Such a swell dude.
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Not only that, but he failed to wipe out the humans and animals. Not exactly bestowing confidence.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When I was a kid I used this as an example of the Christian God being a complete monster. Now I look around and wish he’d been more thorough.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Moe throwing Barney out only for Barney to immediately walk in the back door meme
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Family Annihilator
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Us too buddy, us too
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The original final solution
Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I remember a cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. It was 2 people, both obviously gods. The one that was larger and bearded was looking down on a smaller child like person. The child was showing the adult a planet he had created, (earth) in his cupped hands. The adult sized god looks down at it simply says, “And now that you have had your little joke…”
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction level event because he’s in bad mood
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s still refining his prompts
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Image
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Those flies totally had it coming!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
workerONE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A lot of people have jobs they hate
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“But he loves you.”
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
“bad mood”
Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’
Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.