insults

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Lint licker cootie queen

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• Carrot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What happened to just shaking your head and a thumbs down?

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Silly goose.

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  • mattyroses@lemmy.librarysocialism.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeez Louise calm down

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  googooboy

  idiotface

  molass-ass

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

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  • folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not your pal, guy

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• refreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.

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• Maerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pulls out uno reverse card

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  • 69420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know you are, but what am I?

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      • Shut up!
      • Why don’t you make me?
      • I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!

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  • John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

    You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.

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• PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.

  As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?

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• mattyroses@lemmy.librarysocialism.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…

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• ViceroTempus@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.

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• Ninja876@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My goto:

  “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

  youtu.be/fr6qUgVl3p0

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• Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  10/10 shitpost

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would honestly be completely disarmed.

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Weather boy

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• umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Diaper Man

  Randomly reminds me of some scambaiting video where the scammer from Jamaica finally figured out that the scam had gone awry and started swearing at the scambaiter, calling him “batty” and “bumboclaat” (meaning toilet paper, apparently).

  A revelation came to me.
  The world is, in fact, not run by the Illuminati, a group of smart evil men.
  The world is run by the Bumboclati, a group of very stupid, very batty evil men.

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• SillyMe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I see you gathered quotes from the oval office

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah well the jerk store called and they ran out of you.

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Waffle sugar cone

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re emotional, the best course is to say as little as possible.

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