We’re going find out tomorrow if it true or not. I hope he is dead but fucking evil seems to live forever.
Proof of life for the recently deceased
Submitted 1 day ago by MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip to [deleted]
https://media.piefed.zip/posts/8u/ki/8ukiO1jUCklfoTI.jpg
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Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
CandleTiger@programming.dev 1 day ago
I’m out of the loop. What’s going to change tomorrow?
69420@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s the deadline for when they can just appoint whoever they want to the office without holding a special election.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
You think they’d be that on the nose and not wait at least one more day?
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cant wait to see how long they wait before announcing he “just” died. Who’s taking bets? First thing tomorrow? End of tomorrow? Give it an extra day? Or week?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Aren’t they gonna wait until the 6th? I thought that was the cutoff for the special election
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
eletes@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
The deadline for the (Democrat) governor replacing him is tomorrow right? How soon do we think they’ll announce his death or comatose status? Wednesday? Friday? Next year?
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I wouldnt be surprised if its on a scheduled timer to go off 1 second after the deadline, and some years later we found out that timer creation was logged and it was made the day after he was admitted to the hospital.
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Shit like this is one of the few acceptable uses of AI: quick, funny nonsense
spacemoses@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
That and all the other uses
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Beetlejuice?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 21 hours ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
His billionaire Chinese wife in her quaint schoolmarm costume. The rubes love that shit.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 14 hours ago
Hey you don’t become a billionaire by splashing out on clothes.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 hours ago
They go to all the trouble of cleaning him up, shaving him, dressing him, even DYING HIS HAIR, and all we get is the same photo with slight changes? No other photos, no outtakes, no video, no written statement, etc.
If they went to all that trouble to get him ready, wouldn’t they bring in the doctors and nurses to pose with him? Or at least the closest ones?
This picture could have been taken at Madame Tussaud’s. These people obviously don’t understand how they make it worse with each “proof.”
testfactor@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
He should post his long form birth certificate.
Syndication@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
Pretty sure this is a joke from the movie Beetlejuice, look at the book in his hand lol
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
dregan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t think “recently” even applies anymore.
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
GenAI slop🤮
Strider@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In this case it is the point.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Still dead!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The book in his hands is from the original Beetlejuice movie.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 16 hours ago
This comment makes me feel like an old fuck.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You and me both Old Fuck…
You and me both.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 14 hours ago
Totally had a crush on Winona back then
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Welcome to the club. We have brownies, but we are out of milk.