Cant wait to see how long they wait before announcing he “just” died. Who’s taking bets? First thing tomorrow? End of tomorrow? Give it an extra day? Or week?
Proof of life for the recently deceased
Submitted 1 month ago by MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip to [deleted]
https://media.piefed.zip/posts/8u/ki/8ukiO1jUCklfoTI.jpg
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HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Aren’t they gonna wait until the 6th? I thought that was the cutoff for the special election
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The book in his hands is from the original Beetlejuice movie.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 1 month ago
This comment makes me feel like an old fuck.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Welcome to the club. We have brownies, but we are out of milk.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You and me both Old Fuck…
You and me both.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beetlejuice?
eletes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The deadline for the (Democrat) governor replacing him is tomorrow right? How soon do we think they’ll announce his death or comatose status? Wednesday? Friday? Next year?
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wouldnt be surprised if its on a scheduled timer to go off 1 second after the deadline, and some years later we found out that timer creation was logged and it was made the day after he was admitted to the hospital.
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Shit like this is one of the few acceptable uses of AI: quick, funny nonsense
spacemoses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That and all the other uses
dregan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think “recently” even applies anymore.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GenAI slop🤮
Strider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In this case it is the point.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
His billionaire Chinese wife in her quaint schoolmarm costume. The rubes love that shit.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Hey you don’t become a billionaire by splashing out on clothes.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They go to all the trouble of cleaning him up, shaving him, dressing him, even DYING HIS HAIR, and all we get is the same photo with slight changes? No other photos, no outtakes, no video, no written statement, etc.
If they went to all that trouble to get him ready, wouldn’t they bring in the doctors and nurses to pose with him? Or at least the closest ones?
This picture could have been taken at Madame Tussaud’s. These people obviously don’t understand how they make it worse with each “proof.”
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
testfactor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He should post his long form birth certificate.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still dead!
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We’re going find out tomorrow if it true or not. I hope he is dead but fucking evil seems to live forever.
CandleTiger@programming.dev 1 month ago
I’m out of the loop. What’s going to change tomorrow?
69420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s the deadline for when they can just appoint whoever they want to the office without holding a special election.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You think they’d be that on the nose and not wait at least one more day?