UpperBroccoli
@UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Stressed Out in my ass
- Comment on Just this! But also more... 2 weeks ago:
Uhhh, that one’s hard to get for non-americans, but I got it.
But only because it’s spelt differently, and the pronounciation is entirely different 😬
- Comment on Just this! But also more... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on What are some countries you’ve visited that shocked you with unexpected friendliness? 2 weeks ago:
France.
Was there on business, visiting a factory of a large vehicle manufacturer, down in the south east. My god these people were nice. There was a guy who made sure we had everything we needed to get our work done, who would literally jump and run if we needed anything. There were people bringing us mini choco croissants for meetings. They always invited us for lunch and paid for it. There was always coffee for us if we needed it. We had desks to work on, which is a rarity in a factory environment, but they made it possible.
The best part was when we were standing at the line with a special piece of equipment that we had brought, and a guy stopped and said “hey, that looks interesting, what’s it for?” - and then we chatted about that for five minutes, eventually realizing it was time for a meeting. For both of us. Five minutes later, it turns out the guy who casually talked to us tech people was actually the head of their corporate IT. You wouldn’t have been able to tell that he was some higher up because he was so down to earth and friendly and casual. They all were. It was a mighty pleasure working with them.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 2 weeks ago:
Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:
- Comment on Fable delayed to 2026 4 weeks ago:
BEAT THAT PETAR MOLINEXU!
spoiler
Explanation: it’s an ancient SomethingAweful meme.
- Comment on 'The Residence' Cast Reflects on Losing Andre Braugher and How Giancarlo Esposito's Recasting Paid Tribute to His Memory 4 weeks ago:
Such a shame he died so young. He was absolutely brilliant.
- Comment on Another live service shooter is getting shut down, this time before it even launched on Steam 5 weeks ago:
“Your passion and dedication to the game and its community have meant the world to us, and we are committed to providing visibility and updates throughout the transition process.”
Lol… what a lot of crap.
- Comment on BDP, Stetsasonic, Kool Moe Dee, MC Lyte, Doug Fresh, Just-Ice, Heavy D, Chuck D - Self Destruction 1 month ago:
Bona fide legends all oft them.
That said, MC Lyte’s flow is in a league of its own.
- Comment on dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US? 1 month ago:
Rule of Acquisition #17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.
- Comment on dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US? 1 month ago:
The answer is: they do not give a shit.
They do not care about the US as a country.
They do not care about the Americans as a people.
They do not care about the economy.
They do not care about anything apart from their own personal interest. Lining their own pockets is all they care about. If someone helps them do that, they are friends with them. If they don’t, they do not matter.
Congratulations, you now officially live in a cleptocracy where they shake you down, take all of your money and give it to the guys who already have billions. All the taxes they claim to save by obliterating social security, affordable care etc? They are not going back to you, they will stuff them in Musk’s pockets through bullshit contracts and other schemes.
And at the same time, they are critically crippling the IRS to make sure the billionairs no longer even have to pretend to pay taxes.
- Comment on Harry Potter and... fits into everything 2 months ago:
Harry Potter and the Drunk Lonely Transphobic Billionaire.
- Comment on DOGE Is Good. It's Not Enough. 2 months ago:
Ah yes, the department of government evisceration. What is the endgame? Some kind of Corporate States of America, where corporations and their owner overtly make the rules, run their own armies with full jurisdiction, and all form of unions or other forms of rights organizations are illegal?
Have fun in that dystopian hellhole of your own making.
- Comment on Too many young people find doing a day's work 'stressful', says Liz Kendall 2 months ago:
Many young people find toiling senselessly in a dystopian hellscape without hope nor future ‘stressful’, says I.
- Comment on From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodre Squid 2 months ago:
Should add “BSC, SSC”.
As in bronze swimming certificate, silver swimming certificate.
- Comment on Squirrel discovering the nutbox 2 months ago:
Very cute little bushytail!
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 3 months ago:
Just remember that Rule of Acquisition #48 always applies when dealing with HR:
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife!
- Comment on IMDb's Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2025 3 months ago:
Mission Impossible: One More Botox Shot
- Comment on Return to monke 3 months ago:
Jeff Cavaliere, right?
- Comment on Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Lower Decks | 5x09 "Fissure Quest" 4 months ago:
He said in an interview that he always considered Garak to be gay as all get-out, and thought that it was perfectly obvious, and that Garak should’ve had an affair, preferably with Bashir.
- Comment on Is it time to start a campaign against kernel-level anticheat? 4 months ago:
which wouldn’t be an issue if publishers stopped being so greedy and predatory
Hah. Good luck with that :)
- Comment on Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Lower Decks | 5x09 "Fissure Quest" 4 months ago:
So Andrew Robinson finally got his wish. Love it.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 4 months ago:
Let’s just say I am glad I do not have to make that call.
- Comment on I have to be knowledgeable about a particular superstition in order to sign in to access a government form 4 months ago:
Maybe you can suggest alternative questions, maybe something involving homeopathy or reiki, or perhaps chemtrails.
- Comment on Should Germany aquire nuclear weapons? 4 months ago:
We need guillotines, not nukes.
“Our” leaders start wars, and the common people suffer. We are never asked if they want that shit, but are forced to participate and kill or be killed. Fuck that. Fuck those leaders. Let’s united against bad leaders and off with their heads!
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 4 months ago:
unauthorized programs
No one gets to authorize programs to run on my PC but me.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 4 months ago:
Surpression of sunshine must end? Does that mean he wants to ban sun blockers?
- Comment on Haha SO TRUE! 4 months ago:
Thoughts and prayers.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 5 months ago:
Remember not to be black.
- Comment on I'm not worried you're worried 5 months ago:
If only the front would fall off…