Dear NotSpez, I’m in the rollercoaster on the right lane and I don’t like it a lot.
On the morning train
Submitted 11 months ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://i.imgur.com/k7d0IHe.jpg
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TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
NotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Mrs TotallyNotSpez, what a pleasure to see you again! Just a shame about the circumstances, hope your day is salvageable despite of the early start.
luthis@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
The right lane from whose perspective, Mr Totally?
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Mrs TotallyNotSpez says:
The getting up at 6am lane
apochryphal_triptych@lemmy.world 11 months ago
An then there are those that swing days and nights who are stuck in perpetual limbo. My sleep schedule sucks.
rustbuckett@lemmings.world 11 months ago
“Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I woke up at 3 am because my body is pulling a prank on me
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s just a prank bro. -my body
Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 months ago
How impractical for the ghouls.
They boarded the ride, their leader says:
Alright guys, just buckle in and sit tight. Halfway during the ride we will get somewhat close to another train coming the other way. We only have a few seconds and we aren’t really close enough to do anything, so just wave at them menacingly and try your best to scare them. For everyone sitting on the right, you are way out of range, so we need our most scary faces there. Don’t be disappointed, they will probably still be scared and we get to enjoy the rest of the ride for ourselves.
They all cheer and put their hands up. One guy totally forgets about the other train and is just vibing with the experience.
I image they all went and got some ice cream after.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 11 months ago
What about people like me that get up at 4am even on their days off?
darcy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
in a mental asylum
NotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They either need a hug, a better pillow or an exorcism would be my guess ;)
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know a guy who sells pillows and is probably not in prison yet.
Ejh3k@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m usually up around 5 and I love it.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 11 months ago
Nobody asks you to do shit that early. It’s glorious. My time is my own.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Night shift handing off to morning shift
Staple_Diet@aussie.zone 11 months ago
This has got to be Iron Maiden album art right?
updawg@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Turns out it’s a https://bp0.blogger.com/_rjG-_4_3sU4/RtnDvtoDJZI/AAAAAAAAAE8/6v62MbQD3jQ/s1600-h/P1010072.JPG by Johnny Craig
paultimate14@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Interestingly it was unpublished until it showed up on a blog.
I’ve always wondered if it was made for a commercial use that fell through. It looks like it should be a goosebumps book, or a poster advertising a Halloween event at an amusement park.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Try a train full of homeless meth heads who haven’t showered in 6 years oozing puss from their face
Blackout@kbin.social 11 months ago
I wish I could sleep in, but my brain says it's 5am and to get up then do nothing for an hour.
dustyData@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know about you but I enjoy my niksen time.
pirat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Niksen time? As in nichts, as in nothing?
Jackiedoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shift handovers
just_squanch_it@lemmy.one 11 months ago
This 💯
It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”
burningmatches@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I worked at a factory once where the day shifts swapped each week (6am-2pm and 2pm-10pm), but the night shift was just the night shift. And those fuckers were like ghouls.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What of your somehow both?
LegionEris@feddit.nl 11 months ago
If you stayed up until 6am, passed out for less than a minute, then woke up at still 6am, you definitely look like the skeleton train
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Barrelling out of a club, mid comedown as the sun is coming up and seeing all the bright and cheery people on a Sunday morning going to church or wherever. You’re dressed in flourescent clubbing gear caked in grime and sweat from 8hrs of dancing.
This picture is VERY accurate.
havokdj@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hell yeah, that’s the real church though at the end of the day
worldsayshi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thriller starts playing