Dear NotSpez, I’m in the rollercoaster on the right lane and I don’t like it a lot.
On the morning train
Submitted 2 years ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to [deleted]
https://i.imgur.com/k7d0IHe.jpg
Comments
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Mrs TotallyNotSpez, what a pleasure to see you again! Just a shame about the circumstances, hope your day is salvageable despite of the early start.
luthis@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
The right lane from whose perspective, Mr Totally?
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Mrs TotallyNotSpez says:
The getting up at 6am lane
apochryphal_triptych@lemmy.world 2 years ago
An then there are those that swing days and nights who are stuck in perpetual limbo. My sleep schedule sucks.
rustbuckett@lemmings.world 2 years ago
“Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I woke up at 3 am because my body is pulling a prank on me
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s just a prank bro. -my body
Thorry84@feddit.nl 2 years ago
How impractical for the ghouls.
They boarded the ride, their leader says:
Alright guys, just buckle in and sit tight. Halfway during the ride we will get somewhat close to another train coming the other way. We only have a few seconds and we aren’t really close enough to do anything, so just wave at them menacingly and try your best to scare them. For everyone sitting on the right, you are way out of range, so we need our most scary faces there. Don’t be disappointed, they will probably still be scared and we get to enjoy the rest of the ride for ourselves.
They all cheer and put their hands up. One guy totally forgets about the other train and is just vibing with the experience.
I image they all went and got some ice cream after.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 2 years ago
What about people like me that get up at 4am even on their days off?
darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
in a mental asylum
NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
They either need a hug, a better pillow or an exorcism would be my guess ;)
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know a guy who sells pillows and is probably not in prison yet.
Ejh3k@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m usually up around 5 and I love it.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 2 years ago
Nobody asks you to do shit that early. It’s glorious. My time is my own.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Night shift handing off to morning shift
Staple_Diet@aussie.zone 2 years ago
This has got to be Iron Maiden album art right?
updawg@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Turns out it’s a https://bp0.blogger.com/_rjG-_4_3sU4/RtnDvtoDJZI/AAAAAAAAAE8/6v62MbQD3jQ/s1600-h/P1010072.JPG by Johnny Craig
paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Interestingly it was unpublished until it showed up on a blog.
I’ve always wondered if it was made for a commercial use that fell through. It looks like it should be a goosebumps book, or a poster advertising a Halloween event at an amusement park.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Try a train full of homeless meth heads who haven’t showered in 6 years oozing puss from their face
Blackout@kbin.social 2 years ago
I wish I could sleep in, but my brain says it's 5am and to get up then do nothing for an hour.
dustyData@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know about you but I enjoy my niksen time.
pirat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Niksen time? As in nichts, as in nothing?
Jackiedoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Shift handovers
just_squanch_it@lemmy.one 2 years ago
This 💯
It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”
burningmatches@feddit.uk 2 years ago
I worked at a factory once where the day shifts swapped each week (6am-2pm and 2pm-10pm), but the night shift was just the night shift. And those fuckers were like ghouls.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What of your somehow both?
LegionEris@feddit.nl 2 years ago
If you stayed up until 6am, passed out for less than a minute, then woke up at still 6am, you definitely look like the skeleton train
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Barrelling out of a club, mid comedown as the sun is coming up and seeing all the bright and cheery people on a Sunday morning going to church or wherever. You’re dressed in flourescent clubbing gear caked in grime and sweat from 8hrs of dancing.
This picture is VERY accurate.
havokdj@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hell yeah, that’s the real church though at the end of the day
worldsayshi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thriller starts playing