Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.
Ewwwwwwwww
Submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲
TxzK@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
put the needle down you fucking junkie
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be
Sidhean@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter
notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 months ago
Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.
Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I want it in my mouth uwu
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
With how horny some folks are for their gun, I’m not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs…
kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That joke in R&M is so good.
beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes
I wish that shotgun was my penis
And so beth goes “then I want to be ernest hemingway”, so good
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is a feature not a bug
Blackout@kbin.social 11 months ago
Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz
asbestos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Possibly
Tak@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
That’s why I like to stuck the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Sounds kinda hot ngl
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 11 months ago
True wisdom.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not if you have socks on
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)
moistclump@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?