FunkyMonk
@FunkyMonk@kbin.social
- Comment on Talking about your hobbies 5 months ago:
You like warhammer40k don't you squidward, but it will go right to your thighs and then youll explode.
- Comment on Anon has a pet peeve 5 months ago:
I loved the end, you can also beat his whole fight by waiting like a month between saves and he dies of old age. The exploding wheelchair though where you can just rando snipe him was beauty.
- Comment on Anon has a pet peeve 5 months ago:
I really love Kojima for this, many bosses are but in there as a story moment to Warf you down and show you just what you have to build up to fighting. But on NG+ or if you just are really fucking amazing some of those intended to lose battles can be won and the boss will react appropriately like "WHAT?! IM GETTING THE STORY GUN NOW HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME BEFORE I CAN MONOLOGUE BALWAKJLAHKLWA" and even say so on the following events like "YOU WONT BEAT ME WITH MY MCGUFFIN". But yeah I'm so sick of the 'have to lose to this guy so you have a grudge, trolololo' mechanic too.
- Comment on Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer 5 months ago:
Yeah I don't remember when but this is also from the murderer sack of shit in the meme 'Oh right the murders'. Fucksitck shot up a movie theater and had brightly dyed hair and thought he was the joker.
- Comment on Anon's sister is a NEET shut-in 6 months ago:
Wh-Where are the jumper cables? This feels not fake which feels wrong for a greentext.
- Comment on "Nuisance begging" and rough sleeping as soon to be illegal 6 months ago:
How and terry from the american colonies, I hear in the past the french found a solution to this.
- Comment on I diagnose you with dystopia 6 months ago:
Started? Oh sweet summers child, Sony has been making more in the life insurance raquet than anything else Sony makes for decades... and they are one of the few megacorps I still buy from.
- Comment on 💤💤 6 months ago:
Don't worry bud, I'm picking up your insulin script.
- Comment on Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit? 6 months ago:
Well, thats much worse.
- Comment on Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit? 6 months ago:
Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary....
- Comment on Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit? 6 months ago:
Sweeeeeeeeeet Jaye-sus I need to let Karen Karoline Kalmers know the EH EYES are commming for the HUN jobs.
- Comment on TIL you can remove tags such as horror from itch.io using ?exclude=tg.horror in the url. 7 months ago:
My theory is that because the real intention is 'to not see the thing but build suspense of the unknown' makes people think it will be easy because they are designing things not to be stared at intently but only flashed at the user quickly.
- Comment on Baldur's Gate 4 Isn't Next For Larian; Something Bigger Is Coming | Spot On | Gamespot 8 months ago:
I speak to enough dipshits at work spewing word salad, this is what I wanted with my escapism, people who follow the fucking conversation not some AI bot resume filling buzzwords about the plot.
- Comment on Ewwwwwwwww 10 months ago:
Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.
- Comment on Anon notices what they've taken from us 10 months ago:
DRM Battery, you can only refill it the X amount of times that is paid for. Don't worry you can have it serviced for an exorborant fee, that will become another subscription.
- Comment on Anon likes bikes 10 months ago:
Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?
- Comment on Anon likes bikes 10 months ago:
You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.
- Comment on Friendly Reminder 10 months ago:
Too bad, the Dwarves still yearn for wood... what... stop giggling.
- Comment on What even is the point of delivery anymore 10 months ago:
USA, living on tips since before my old ass got here.
- Comment on What's your favorite game that you will NEVER finish? 10 months ago:
Rust I guess? TF2? Anything multiplayer I had fun with people I know in. I can't start single player games anymore and put too much in unless I know it will go somewhere otherwise they kinda... get dropped.
- Comment on The four houses dads belong to. 10 months ago:
Shiiiit, here I thought my pops was just poor, he was being worldly buying whatever brand was the sale.
- Comment on How to keep a man 10 months ago:
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
- Comment on Group chat 11 months ago:
That giggling is a whoopin, you think I need a reason?!
- Comment on Group chat 11 months ago:
No they don't, they just want more obediance no matter what and degrade you for having any needs at all.
- Comment on What is this pit used for? 11 months ago:
they opened up that fucking pit and had the WALL OF DEATh, and now well... gotta do something with the leftovers.
- Comment on Is the right to abortion a "negative right" or a "positive right"? 11 months ago:
Is the right to abortion belief based to MY belief system?! ... again. no. It's an intrinsic right of autonomy. Until you can prove 'the soul' this isn't even academic.
- Comment on Tax time 11 months ago:
pffft, look at this little pleab, you don't have legions of peons to garantee you TAX ROCKET MONEY... lettered boxes, how quaint.
- Comment on Tax time 11 months ago:
You do engineering with calculator and detailed instructions, educated guess. You do mechanics with detailed insturctions. You do cooking with detailed instructions. You do rocket science with calculator and detailed insturctions. Just be built diffrent ladies! It's not THAT hard or an entire predetory industry, JEEZE FELLERS! /s
- Comment on EXPLANATIONS 1 year ago:
For when you have to make a mambo #5
- Comment on For who, though? 1 year ago:
The lich kings.