Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit?

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yup, it’s a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.

  Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    But why no 21-year-old restaurant evaluators?

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    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I reached out to The Guild of Restaurant Evaluators to ask, and they told me it was a trade secret. But then when I asked the Restaurant Evaluators Guild, they told me it’s for “legal” reasons. But they put “legal” in quotes. The Evaluators Agency told me it was because nobody trusts 21 year olds, but let’s face it, of the “big 3”, nobody trusts The Evaluators Agency compared to the other two.

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    • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Are you crazy?? You can’t trust a 21 year old to have a refined enough palette to be a restaurant evaluator!

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      (They’re being sarcastic)

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• odama626@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  WhatsApp has a zero day code execution exploit and that is probably the reason for using WhatsApp, I got a similarly odd text a couple days ago

  Source: gbhackers.com/zero-day-exploit-whatsapp-hacker-fo…

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That does make sense. I don’t use WhatsApp, so I know nothing about it.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I get spam, I reply with goatse

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  • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    twitter.com/…/1783213977905844320?s=19

    That user does not appear to be reliable. They were also advertising a zero click iPhone exploit and got banned.

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    • odama626@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I would still personally play it safe

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m just surprised it wasn’t Microsoft Teams. I’ve had fake job offers sent to me telling me to contact them over Teams before, but I always sent my resume to them first, thinking they were legitimate. This one was totally unsolicited.

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• anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  […] would someone like monkeymant59h@icloud.com really be dishonest?

  Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s legit…

  Legitimately a scam.

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  • Xanis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Kind of a fun one though. Has all the typical flags, though hides them well enough I’d bet they get above average hits. Even the haste part is hiding behind a static number of 50 positions.

    I’ve definitely seen worse.

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  People forgetting to put the /s in here gonna convince some special needs kids to leak their SSN and get ransomware on their phones.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I was sceptical, but the exclamation mark convinced me.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    what if it had 2?

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• PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The scam is called pig butchering.

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It is a scam but not sure this falls into pig butchering. Pig butchering is more of a romance scam.

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    • PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ah. It seems to fit this sort of scam. Didn’t realize the tiddies were a necessary component.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Totally legit. Source: trust me, bro.

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  • chagall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Love job offers that begin with, “I apologize”

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    For sure. OP should give them their SSN and bank account and get started.

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• JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Imagine using whatsapp

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    normal day stuff? perfectly fine. just not for business stuff like this I’d say.

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  • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Not great, still better than SMS.

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• Zidane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I had a Gaia Online account with the name “Monkey Man” 20ish years ago (jesus where has the time gone) can confirm def legit

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  • misanthropy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    … Did it have two ns, and were you also on the Nintendo forums?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So is that what I call you when I contact you on WhatsApp? Or do I call you Zidane?

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    • Zidane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You can call me whatever you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • almost1337@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Gaia Online… now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

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• Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Your going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator…

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  • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Does the broken calculator at least like butt stuff?

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    • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      The broken calculator is experimenting, that’s why it made this very specific request.

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I get texts for real (but still shitty) job offers. I think texting someone’s cellphone for an unprompted job offer should be fucking illegal. I had some fucking clown recruiter call me 5 times, email me 3 times. Leave 2 voicemails, and send me 5 texts. These people should be in jail.

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  • HewlandRower@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I get lots of “Hey! We talked last week about your house! Still interested in selling? What’s your cash price?” My reply is an upscaled goatse.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This is the only appropriate response.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Damn. I guess I’m glad I’m not in demand.

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• Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why is there a range on payment for training? You’d think that’d be standardized.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s based on your training GPA.

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• FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary....

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  • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    MLM? This is likely human trafficking. MLMs will gladly take your money, but the face to face interactions are at seminars well after you're hooked on the scam. Traffickers will entice you into "training" at one of their facilities right away.

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    • FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Well, thats much worse.

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  At the end of training they will have you pay them for training you.

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ah, the old Soviet Russia con

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• FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sweeeeeeeeeet Jaye-sus I need to let Karen Karoline Kalmers know the EH EYES are commming for the HUN jobs.

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Free training sesh, IM IN

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  • Acedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m just going to need you to fill out the form I attached to this post

    Name:

    Age:

    Address:

    Times you’re out of the house:

    SSN:

    Mother’s maiden name:

    Credit card info to reserve free training:

    Crypto wallet credentials to link with our secure payment system:

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