TheFunkyMonk
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Your dad’s weird af but no downside in trying it out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I’m starting to think this guys balls may not actually be big.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Great costume of the first episode of Black Mirror.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 3 weeks ago:
I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
- Comment on Name him. 3 weeks ago:
Me when my alarm goes off.
- Comment on Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title? 1 month ago:
Northwest US, same.
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 2 months ago:
I’m 38 and can’t imagine dating a 26 year old. The woman I’m currently seeing is my same age and it’s great.
- Comment on What??? 2 months ago:
Everything reminds me of her.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 2 months ago:
No, it’s a red herring.
- Comment on I thought my shirt made it very clear! 2 months ago:
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Seriously just swap the genders here. This is insane.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 3 months ago:
- Neurodivergent’s what?
- Comment on zoomers are the new blooners 3 months ago:
You’re not wrong. Nobody has ever responded to a music recommendation with “what’s their website” before.
- Comment on Best ad blocker for ios browser Safari? What would you suggest? 5 months ago:
Thanks, I use them and didn’t know this was a feature. My favorite iOS cribbage app doesn’t offer a paid tier to remove the ads, and this took care of it.
- Comment on Why there is no photos of earth from space? 5 months ago:
Bro looking at your last two posts… if you’re not trolling, you might want to get some help before you really go off the deep end. Reminds me of unsuccessfully trying to convince my friends they’re about to “invest” in a pyramid scheme.
- Comment on I am a meat crayon 6 months ago:
Bidet master race.
- Comment on okra stealing whore 6 months ago:
If I had a nickel.
- Comment on Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. 6 months ago:
I just appreciate that DDG lets me turn this garbage off.
- Comment on I have to go back to work in 32 hours, what's the point? 7 months ago:
I’d go out there so I could hang out with that dog.
- Comment on Y'all get those "Weird Amazon Shenanigans" where ordering later get you an even faster delivery? (like wtf?!?) Well I just witnessed this shenanigan. 7 months ago:
I heard a while back that they also will try to move some inventory around warehouses based on algorithmic predictions of people’s upcoming orders/things left in carts so it can get there faster when they do order. Never fact checked it, but made plenty sense to me.
- Comment on Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match? 8 months ago:
Everything went as expected. The officers were promoted.
- Comment on I do not want to do anything. Is this addiction? 8 months ago:
Keep at it. I had similar symptoms and tried a handful of SSRIs that made no difference for me, and gave up for a while, but my current doctor got me on a SNRI that did the trick.
- Comment on a peaceful place 8 months ago:
There really aren’t enough novels about aimless, gay werewolves called Brian… ― Sunday Times, Books to Watch in 2023
My expectations have been exceeded.
- Comment on a peaceful place 8 months ago:
What book is this?
- Comment on How true is it? 9 months ago:
Even got the zoom-out effect. If you’re nearsighted, totally accurate.
- Comment on How long do you think we'll keep seeing "formerly Twitter"? 9 months ago:
I’m in favor of calling it X because it’ll die quicker.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
Yeah may not be for everyone but these things are dope.
- Comment on Lemmy - Wikipedia 11 months ago:
Trick question. Lemmy is God.
- Comment on You know, it's a movie for kids 11 months ago:
God, the giant mosquitoes were the worst.
- Comment on Just saying 1 year ago:
Bone apple tea