TheFunkyMonk
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 7 hours ago:
Fact’s
- Comment on Discord doesn't crop their emojis correctly 3 days ago:
What OS? Totally fine over here.
- Comment on How do you introduce the Fediverse to other people? 1 week ago:
Yeah, I usually joke I’m too hipster for Reddit and use Lemmy when Reddit comes up, and nobody ever asks for more information. I feel like, at least in their current form, federated apps are too complicated/fussy for anyone who isn’t actively interested in moving away from centralized platforms.
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 1 week ago:
I shave my head in the shower every couple of days. Trim my beard once a week.
- Comment on what can I do at my workplace during downtime? 2 weeks ago:
I have a Kindle and love it, but if you don’t want to go with Amazon, I think Kobos are a solid option! The current best models are the Kindle Colorsoft and the Kobo Libra Colour, but they both have cheaper models as well.
- Comment on what can I do at my workplace during downtime? 2 weeks ago:
I can’t recommend getting an e-reader more. It’s so much nicer than staring at a backlit screen for extended periods of time.
- Comment on thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned? 3 weeks ago:
As someone in this camp, this is very accurate. I’m simply very selective about the amount of fucks I give at work, and save them for my personal life. It makes me a better worker on top of having better work/life balance.
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 3 weeks ago:
I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.
- Comment on Well, shit. 3 weeks ago:
If you have the ability to do this on your first day, it’s 100% not your fault.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I thought I was 37 before the gal I’m seeing learned my bday and told me I’m 38. Then I turned 39 a couple of months later, so I aged 3 years in a few months. It’s just a number, and gray facial hair looks great.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 4 weeks ago:
Why even ask if you’re just going to deflect opinions you don’t like?
Hope you get some help, dude.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 4 weeks ago:
Your personality is the problem, not the fact that you’re on the spectrum. I know plenty of autistic people who are very pleasant to be around, even those who are heavily introverted. If you put negative energy out towards people, they’re going to give it back to you.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 4 weeks ago:
They don’t see introversion and solitude as self caring, but as depression, being an ass and being antisocial.
As an introverted person, I really don’t think this is true. I’m very open about being introverted and needing to leave when I need my battery is depleted or turning things down when I need solo time, and I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a negative or rude reaction from it. You already sound pretty misanthropic; I’d wager the people you’re having negative interactions with are picking up on that rather than your introversion.
- Comment on Did a teenager actually just die from eating raw noodles? 4 weeks ago:
Given the only sources I see for this story are the Daily Mail and The Sun, I wouldn’t put too much stock into it quite yet.
- Comment on A simpler time 5 weeks ago:
Charlie Murphy!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Your dad’s weird af but no downside in trying it out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m starting to think this guys balls may not actually be big.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Great costume of the first episode of Black Mirror.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 2 months ago:
I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
- Comment on Name him. 2 months ago:
Me when my alarm goes off.
- Comment on Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title? 2 months ago:
Northwest US, same.
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 3 months ago:
I’m 38 and can’t imagine dating a 26 year old. The woman I’m currently seeing is my same age and it’s great.
- Comment on What??? 3 months ago:
Everything reminds me of her.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 3 months ago:
No, it’s a red herring.
- Comment on I thought my shirt made it very clear! 4 months ago:
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Seriously just swap the genders here. This is insane.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 months ago:
- Neurodivergent’s what?
- Comment on zoomers are the new blooners 5 months ago:
You’re not wrong. Nobody has ever responded to a music recommendation with “what’s their website” before.
- Comment on Best ad blocker for ios browser Safari? What would you suggest? 6 months ago:
Thanks, I use them and didn’t know this was a feature. My favorite iOS cribbage app doesn’t offer a paid tier to remove the ads, and this took care of it.
- Comment on Why there is no photos of earth from space? 7 months ago:
Bro looking at your last two posts… if you’re not trolling, you might want to get some help before you really go off the deep end. Reminds me of unsuccessfully trying to convince my friends they’re about to “invest” in a pyramid scheme.