TheFunkyMonk
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
- Comment on thick skinned employees, how can you be so thick skinned? 1 day ago:
As someone in this camp, this is very accurate. I’m simply very selective about the amount of fucks I give at work, and save them for my personal life. It makes me a better worker on top of having better work/life balance.
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 3 days ago:
I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.
- Comment on Well, shit. 3 days ago:
If you have the ability to do this on your first day, it’s 100% not your fault.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I thought I was 37 before the gal I’m seeing learned my bday and told me I’m 38. Then I turned 39 a couple of months later, so I aged 3 years in a few months. It’s just a number, and gray facial hair looks great.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 1 week ago:
Why even ask if you’re just going to deflect opinions you don’t like?
Hope you get some help, dude.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 1 week ago:
Your personality is the problem, not the fact that you’re on the spectrum. I know plenty of autistic people who are very pleasant to be around, even those who are heavily introverted. If you put negative energy out towards people, they’re going to give it back to you.
- Comment on I'm on the spectrum. How do I live the rest of my life? 1 week ago:
They don’t see introversion and solitude as self caring, but as depression, being an ass and being antisocial.
As an introverted person, I really don’t think this is true. I’m very open about being introverted and needing to leave when I need my battery is depleted or turning things down when I need solo time, and I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a negative or rude reaction from it. You already sound pretty misanthropic; I’d wager the people you’re having negative interactions with are picking up on that rather than your introversion.
- Comment on Did a teenager actually just die from eating raw noodles? 1 week ago:
Given the only sources I see for this story are the Daily Mail and The Sun, I wouldn’t put too much stock into it quite yet.
- Comment on A simpler time 2 weeks ago:
Charlie Murphy!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Your dad’s weird af but no downside in trying it out.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’m starting to think this guys balls may not actually be big.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Great costume of the first episode of Black Mirror.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 1 month ago:
I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
- Comment on Name him. 1 month ago:
Me when my alarm goes off.
- Comment on Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title? 2 months ago:
Northwest US, same.
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 2 months ago:
I’m 38 and can’t imagine dating a 26 year old. The woman I’m currently seeing is my same age and it’s great.
- Comment on What??? 2 months ago:
Everything reminds me of her.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 3 months ago:
No, it’s a red herring.
- Comment on I thought my shirt made it very clear! 3 months ago:
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Seriously just swap the genders here. This is insane.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 4 months ago:
- Neurodivergent’s what?
- Comment on zoomers are the new blooners 4 months ago:
You’re not wrong. Nobody has ever responded to a music recommendation with “what’s their website” before.
- Comment on Best ad blocker for ios browser Safari? What would you suggest? 5 months ago:
Thanks, I use them and didn’t know this was a feature. My favorite iOS cribbage app doesn’t offer a paid tier to remove the ads, and this took care of it.
- Comment on Why there is no photos of earth from space? 6 months ago:
Bro looking at your last two posts… if you’re not trolling, you might want to get some help before you really go off the deep end. Reminds me of unsuccessfully trying to convince my friends they’re about to “invest” in a pyramid scheme.
- Comment on I am a meat crayon 6 months ago:
Bidet master race.
- Comment on okra stealing whore 6 months ago:
If I had a nickel.
- Comment on Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. 7 months ago:
I just appreciate that DDG lets me turn this garbage off.
- Comment on I have to go back to work in 32 hours, what's the point? 8 months ago:
I’d go out there so I could hang out with that dog.
- Comment on Y'all get those "Weird Amazon Shenanigans" where ordering later get you an even faster delivery? (like wtf?!?) Well I just witnessed this shenanigan. 8 months ago:
I heard a while back that they also will try to move some inventory around warehouses based on algorithmic predictions of people’s upcoming orders/things left in carts so it can get there faster when they do order. Never fact checked it, but made plenty sense to me.
- Comment on Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match? 8 months ago:
Everything went as expected. The officers were promoted.