TheFunkyMonk
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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- Comment on The savings are trickling down to us 6 days ago:
Zofran really is the goat tho
- Comment on This artwork is crazy 😐🤦🏼♀️ 1 week ago:
This is “oops I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong” level of subtlety. Reported for spam.
- Comment on Kurt Vonnegut was a visionary author 1 week ago:
I got a tattoo of one of Vonnegut’s doodles from this book (the oroboros) and when I pulled the book out during the consult, the artist immediately asked “are you getting the asshole?” I responded no, but I knew at that moment he was the perfect artist to do the tattoo.
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 2 weeks ago:
As an atheist… the fuck did I just read?
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
It’s a huge spectrum and as others have said, whatever is your normal is normal. 40 year old man here on the opposite end of the spectrum, maybe once or twice a month. Normal testosterone levels and healthy, always just had a lower sex drive.
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 4 weeks ago:
it’s*
- Comment on There is a heat wave going hard, please stay hydrated 4 weeks ago:
Thankfully not too hot in Seattle today. Only had two glasses of water, though, going to go get another now.
- Comment on I feel like this could have been a smaller package 4 weeks ago:
That actually makes a lot of sense. I always wondered why all my prescription bottles were so much larger than they needed to be.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
- Comment on Ever create an account just to leave a negative review? 2 months ago:
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 4 months ago:
I often can’t tell myself 😂
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 4 months ago:
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I heard a comedian a while back talking about how her husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flipping them off in road rage situations and it pisses people off so much more, so I’ve been doing that to cybertrucks. I love it.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
How else would you read the Bible?
- Comment on really makes you think 6 months ago:
Yes!
- Comment on really makes you think 6 months ago:
My friend is going through chemo treatment, which is wrecking their tastebuds in various ways, and they told me after each infusion they can’t stand the “texture” of water for a few days. Thankfully, it’s also wrecking their cancer!
- Comment on That's ok, I don't want to see the shop anymore anyway. 6 months ago:
I have my phone browser defaulted to reader mode, and it really blows my mind how bad this stuff has gotten whenever I toggle it off. Most sites are straight up unreadable.
- Comment on I'm definitely 1 lol. 7 months ago:
When I worked for a large company, they flew our software development team from Seattle to their financial HQ to kick off a project rebuilding their internal expensing software. The receptionist called security on our lead developer because she thought he was a homeless person who got into the building.
- Comment on Its been 84 years 7 months ago:
Dick broke
- Comment on Introverts Rock 7 months ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Introverts Rock 7 months ago:
Again, I feel introversion is being convoluted with social anxiety. I’m totally fine with and even enjoy being around people, I just need a lot of alone time to recharge my battery. Though people see my confidence in social situations and never believe I’m introverted.
- Comment on Dude's rock 7 months ago:
Dude’s rock did what?
- Comment on Is lemmy dying? 8 months ago:
I’m sure not everyone’s cup of tea, but I’ve been getting a kick out of Anti Meme lately.
- Comment on "I hope we have an LGBTQ+ president" 8 months ago:
There was a mention of Trump “blowing Bubba” in the latest Epstein files release.
- Comment on How does one learn or start to manage thair life better? 8 months ago:
A little more context would be helpful, but in general, I think Atomic Habits and Digital Minimalism remain two of the best books in this general vein.
- Comment on F dieting! 9 months ago:
Whether a diet is vegan or not has literally nothing to do with how healthy it is.
- Comment on life purpose 9 months ago:
My biggest pro was my social life vastly improving after switching to WFH. As a naturally introverted person, I burned all my social energy at the office and nights/weekends went into hermit mode. Now I’m sitting on my charger all day while I work and actually have the energy to see my friends.
