TheFunkyMonk

@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why there is no photos of earth from space?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro looking at your last two posts… if you’re not trolling, you might want to get some help before you really go off the deep end. Reminds me of unsuccessfully trying to convince my friends they’re about to “invest” in a pyramid scheme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bidet master race.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨okra stealing whore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had a nickel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just appreciate that DDG lets me turn this garbage off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to go back to work in 32 hours, what's the point?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d go out there so I could hang out with that dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all get those "Weird Amazon Shenanigans" where ordering later get you an even faster delivery? (like wtf?!?) Well I just witnessed this shenanigan.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard a while back that they also will try to move some inventory around warehouses based on algorithmic predictions of people’s upcoming orders/things left in carts so it can get there faster when they do order. Never fact checked it, but made plenty sense to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything went as expected. The officers were promoted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do not want to do anything. Is this addiction?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep at it. I had similar symptoms and tried a handful of SSRIs that made no difference for me, and gave up for a while, but my current doctor got me on a SNRI that did the trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a peaceful place⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There really aren’t enough novels about aimless, gay werewolves called Brian… ― Sunday Times, Books to Watch in 2023

  My expectations have been exceeded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a peaceful place⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What book is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even got the zoom-out effect. If you’re nearsighted, totally accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long do you think we'll keep seeing "formerly Twitter"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in favor of calling it X because it’ll die quicker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah may not be for everyone but these things are dope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy - Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Trick question. Lemmy is God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know, it's a movie for kids⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  God, the giant mosquitoes were the worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just saying⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bone apple tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen alpha has no fucking clue⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, and after learning what it is, now I’m wondering what driving fence posts has to do with generations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh crazy. This was like box wine where it was poured directly from the box?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard of box beer and am super curious, can you link what you’re referencing? I’m not finding anything googling “rodenbach box beer”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney Mocked for Ludicrously Fake CGI "Actors" in Crowd Scene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I really don’t understand why everyone uses AI as a term to describe anything generated by a computer.