TheFunkyMonk
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
- Comment on go watch Twin Peaks 2 days ago:
I’m really trying. I live in the PNW and love weird shit, but I’ve never been able to stick with Twin Peaks more than a few episodes, and recently had a hard time getting through Blue Velvet, so I think David Lunch just isn’t for me.
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 1 week ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on They were everywhere and a pack was just a quarter 1 week ago:
I was working as a card dealer at a casino when the indoor smoking ban went through in my state. I was so glad assholes wouldn’t be blowing smoke in my face when they lost a hand.
The day the ban went through, the first table I worked was lined with 7 dip cups and I immediately wished we could go back to blowing smoke in my face.
- Comment on Does the military do regular STD tests? 1 week ago:
Yeah, I’m snipped and regularly tested and would never pressure someone to forgo a condom. Always the default.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Not totally sure either. I do have an app idea I think might be promising (and I would legit pay to use myself if it existed) that I’ve been getting started in my off time, but I certainly don’t have the runway to fund if I quit/lost my job. Other than that, probably back to my college job dealing cards at the casino for the short term.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
What are you thinking about pivoting to from software development?
- Comment on We had a deal! 2 weeks ago:
Same. I even talked to the customer retention end boss and the only thing they were able to offer me was literally more expensive than what I was paying.
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- Comment on The savings are trickling down to us 3 weeks ago:
Zofran really is the goat tho
- Comment on This artwork is crazy 😐🤦🏼♀️ 3 weeks ago:
This is “oops I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong” level of subtlety. Reported for spam.
- Comment on Kurt Vonnegut was a visionary author 4 weeks ago:
I got a tattoo of one of Vonnegut’s doodles from this book (the oroboros) and when I pulled the book out during the consult, the artist immediately asked “are you getting the asshole?” I responded no, but I knew at that moment he was the perfect artist to do the tattoo.
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 5 weeks ago:
As an atheist… the fuck did I just read?
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 5 weeks ago:
It’s a huge spectrum and as others have said, whatever is your normal is normal. 40 year old man here on the opposite end of the spectrum, maybe once or twice a month. Normal testosterone levels and healthy, always just had a lower sex drive.
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 1 month ago:
it’s*
- Comment on There is a heat wave going hard, please stay hydrated 1 month ago:
Thankfully not too hot in Seattle today. Only had two glasses of water, though, going to go get another now.
- Comment on I feel like this could have been a smaller package 1 month ago:
That actually makes a lot of sense. I always wondered why all my prescription bottles were so much larger than they needed to be.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
- Comment on Ever create an account just to leave a negative review? 2 months ago:
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 5 months ago:
I often can’t tell myself 😂
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 5 months ago:
- Comment on 5 months ago:
I heard a comedian a while back talking about how her husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flipping them off in road rage situations and it pisses people off so much more, so I’ve been doing that to cybertrucks. I love it.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
How else would you read the Bible?
- Comment on really makes you think 7 months ago:
Yes!
- Comment on really makes you think 7 months ago:
My friend is going through chemo treatment, which is wrecking their tastebuds in various ways, and they told me after each infusion they can’t stand the “texture” of water for a few days. Thankfully, it’s also wrecking their cancer!
- Comment on That's ok, I don't want to see the shop anymore anyway. 7 months ago:
I have my phone browser defaulted to reader mode, and it really blows my mind how bad this stuff has gotten whenever I toggle it off. Most sites are straight up unreadable.
- Comment on I'm definitely 1 lol. 8 months ago:
When I worked for a large company, they flew our software development team from Seattle to their financial HQ to kick off a project rebuilding their internal expensing software. The receptionist called security on our lead developer because she thought he was a homeless person who got into the building.
- Comment on Its been 84 years 8 months ago:
Dick broke
- Comment on Introverts Rock 8 months ago:
Thank you!
