Then on the other end of that you’ve got the Brazzers ads with what looks like a super soaker filled with Jergens lotion.
Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Im pretty sure they basically are, except they use cetaphil
atomicorange@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We just keep reinventing the 12-step skincare routine don’t we?
Etterra@discuss.online 6 days ago
I have a Samsung phone so every time Android updates it downloads 3 new, shitty games that nobody asked for. A few times I played them just long enough to be able to leave a negative review and complaint on the Play store before deleting them. I know there’s no benefit but it does make me smile to tell them exactly how much I hate their bloatware trash games.
Bruhh@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Can I ask what samsung? Could be a carrier thing because this has never happened to me
Etterra@discuss.online 6 days ago
Verizon, USA. It doesn’t matter, next time I get a phone it’s gonna be a Fairphone or whatever, n I’m such of Samsung’s bullshit.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Yeah this is generally a carrier thing and why people should be buying manufacturer unlocked phones and not directly from the carriers
wieson@feddit.org 5 days ago
I think forced apps (vendor lock-in ) are forbidden in the EU
kalpol@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Samsung always had nice hardware and the worst software I’ve ever seen.
Janx@piefed.social 1 week ago
The comments here and the one referenced make me wonder why anyone would watch professional porn in 2026…
tempest@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Anything where the person is visible is pretty much professional.
Just because they’re on only fans or whatever doesn’t make it any less professional.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 days ago
IMO it’s more about the vibe than whether porn is their main source of income.
Is she really horny or just acting?
If she’s really horny, then it just comes down to whether or not I find her physically attractive, which is partially based on looks and partially based on how she physically displays her personality.
If she isn’t really horny, someone acting like they are horny when they aren’t is personally a turn off. Things like moaning as if she’s about to orgasm while just giving a blowjob, random ahego face, thirst trap captions… Enough of those and it doesn’t matter how hot I find her otherwise.
Professional porn tends to be more of the latter. Once the novelty wears off and it goes from “I’m getting paid to fuck!” to “I just gotta have sex to get paid”, it loses that sense of genuineness.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 days ago
70s porn is still the best porn.
lobut@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Not saying you’re wrong, but like, there’s a lot of other categories of porn that I wonder why they exist and professional porn probably doesn’t crack the top 25.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I mean most everything popular on Only Fans is just professional porn with simpler, more amateur looking production. I totally get why people prefer it.
I also think OF lead to the rise in Hotwife/Cuck stuff which is really funny to me. Oh yeah you fuck dudes while your husband is off at work? No shit, cause it’s your job to do that.
Fucking other people besides your spouse is literally what professional porn stars with a personal relationship have always done lol.
Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Sometimes we want a spectacle, a perfect picture
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 days ago
People in comment sections of all porn videos are almost always just ruthless to the guys.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 days ago
As if he didn’t already blow the major load earlier, poor fella had to stick it out cuz it’s his job. So much pain, I’ll pray for him
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
Yes the issue is clearly budgetary constraints and/or the director’s fault. Additional shooting days or stunt doubles could have avoided the lack of credibility.
edg@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sometimes when I experience small petty outrage at something I think of this comment.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
There was a This American Life where an author got in his head about bad reviews on Amazon, so he clicked one of the profiles of people who’d given him 2 stars, and found that she had given 5 stars to a lavender polka dot cupcake stand. And from then the bad reviews didn’t affect him so much.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
In my country we have a saying: “You can’t please both Greeks and Trojans” (which, to be Historically correct, should have been Athenians and Trojans)
Anyways, the point is that there will always be somebody who doesn’t like you or something you do even whilst others will.
No point in trying to please everybody and caring about what everybody things.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I create porn
Admittedly, mine is intended to be silly for the most part, but occasionally I make something that I think is genuinely sexy
When people have fun with the unhinged stuff, it’s great. The back-and-forth is genuinely fun
I haven’t had anyone say anything mean about the actual “porn” stuff, but I would feel really sad if something I created to be sexy had someone shit all over it
Especially when it’s done for the love of it, not for money
Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 days ago
FistingEnthusiast
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
as long as there is more than two tiddlywinks of cum you should be fine
stickly@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
atomicorange@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
would make sense, because then you can just pee
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
stretch2m@infosec.pub 6 days ago
When someone spackles the woman with a pint of jizz, it’s disgusting. My immediate thought is what medical condition do they have? The average amount is 10cc, or a bit more than a dribble.
Randelung@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I get so insecure when sperm donor scenes in movies hand over three cups of sperm. Then again, the naked gun is probably bad reference material.
modus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
They really should have had a medical consultant on set for realism. Otherwise that cinematic masterpiece is nothing more than high-budget copaganda trying to make cops look smarter than they actually are.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
10cc MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The use of “spackles” here is really sending me, well done
saturn57@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Genuinely what did he expect him to do? It’s not like you get to choose the amount.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I guess they could fake it? Pour some fake cum into the meaty porthole and watch it spout like the good Ol’ Faithful.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Being a Phub worker is so miserable, the guy is asexual by now.
Being a pHub worker is mostly like being a sex slave.
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
“Two tiddilywinks of cum” has been stuck in my brain for years for no reason.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Kekw
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
porn is the #1 way to destroy your spirit, life and if you are a Christian then your relationship with God. It is deadly and addictive hell
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Gurl, no.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
What kind of engagement bait is this?
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Poor guy probably had to do 6 takes on the cumshot and was just shooting dust and spiders at that point
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
From everything I’ve read about the male performer side of this industry, that’s likely correct.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Honestly, it’s probably one of the few industries where men are paid less than women.
I looked into the porn industry during the pandemic and it’s wild, pun intended. Some companies are legit and super concerned about consent and paying people well but others are not (i.e. girlsdoporn). Some production companies are super progressive while others are normal capitalistic ventures with shitty values.
Even individual models (e.g. onlyfans models) can be deceiving. Some are “real” in the sense it’s the real model interacting with you while others hire third-world companies to manage their sites. (Aside: be careful not to form parasocial relationships with OF models.)
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 week ago
Why they need a stunt cock
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
A little flag pops out that says “bang!”
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
The best reason to do sounding I have ever heard.