Is Britney relevant here?
my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent
Submitted 5 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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CatLitterArchitect@piefed.social 1 hour ago
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 31 minutes ago
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 minutes ago
Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).
vladmech@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 53 minutes ago
I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your “tiddies” out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 46 minutes ago
Just keep them pulled down like you’re about to shit. All night
knightly@pawb.social 4 hours ago
Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn’t compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is weird to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I’d take boxers or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I picked anything tighter around the chest than a loose nightgown.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Post op MTF chiming in: There’s something magic about being tits out that balls out can’t compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 48 minutes ago
a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day)
Ok, I concede, that does sound very hygge
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 hours ago
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.
dumbass@piefed.social 4 hours ago
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Wouldn’t men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
yeah, if he’s got tits.
knightly@pawb.social 3 hours ago
Nope.
I’m an enby, so I can confirm that sleeping with a bare chest is better when you have tits than without them.
For the nut-havers out there, sleeping bare-tittied is like your balls shaved hairless and tucked into a perfectly-fitted silk bag before bed. It really does feel that much nicer.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It is.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 hours ago
I don’t know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I’ve had experience with this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 minutes ago
maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.