maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent
Submitted 2 weeks ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won’t tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.
Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Tuck the Bois in at night. Remember to give them a kiss good night.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
but that’s just reinventing boxers
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your “tiddies” out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Just keep them pulled down like you’re about to shit. All night
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s what’s so uncomfortable - if i pull my clothes to my ankles, i feel trapped and can’t move my legs around. If i move my clothes to rest under my balls, it presses into the bit behind them and that’s super uncomfortable
knightly@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn’t compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is weird to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I’d take boxers or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I picked anything tighter around the chest than a loose nightgown.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Post op MTF chiming in: There’s something magic about being tits out that balls out can’t compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist
knightly@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
That does sound amazing, I’m envious. =3
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it sounds to me that it isn’t the act of having your tits free that’s the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.
like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it’s much nicer if you’ve been locked up for a long time.
sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.
knightly@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.
The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.
Granted, there are ways in which balls are more sensitive, but I’d rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch.
Hard agree on the stigma aainst free titties, though. I’m lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I’m looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day)
Ok, I concede, that does sound very hygge
CatLitterArchitect@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Is Britney relevant here?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m just worried that I’ll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 weeks ago
Huh, pardon my male ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that women generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Tiddies out is always peak
- a man
ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s the tits.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
as a guy I don’t care (as in neutral, not as in I like dont like) about seeing nipples pocking though shirts, or seeing boobs outside. I’m just happy people around me aren’t uncomfortable because of bs social standards.
Sprawl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
😉
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?
bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She is a member of the tiddy-having population
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?
knightly@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Nope.
I’m an enby, so I can confirm that sleeping with a bare chest is better when you have tits than without them.
For the nut-havers out there, sleeping bare-tittied is like your balls shaved hairless and tucked into a perfectly-fitted silk bag before bed. It really does feel that much nicer.
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This has been so enlightening, thank you everyone for the answers, I really appreciate the perspectives, yours the most!
LwL@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Women’s breasts are far more sensitive. Also the part where usually they’re in a bra all day probably matters.
knightly@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Can confirm, letting the girls free after a long day is a special kind of relief that doesn’t really have an equivalent for guys.
Imagine, stripping out of a suit where the slacks are tight enough to flatten your junk and the tie makes it hard to breathe, then bump up the feeling of relief by 20% or so for a well-fitting sports bra, a full 50% for a push-up with underwire, and straight-up triple it to compare to a corset.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
yeah, if he’s got tits.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I don’t know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I’ve had experience with this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It is.
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It doesn’t feel like it to me. I want a layer of clothing between my ass funk and the sheets. Unless I’m changing the sheets the next day then I’m ok with it.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I actually don’t like freeballing to sleep. They’re so damn big I squish them a lot.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
👀
vladmech@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.
vladmech@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.
It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.
vladmech@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too