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I'm definitely 1 lol.

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • y0kai@anarchist.nexus ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the one with the third leg?

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    • suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Like a baby’s arm holding an apple

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  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I worked for a large company, they flew our software development team from Seattle to their financial HQ to kick off a project rebuilding their internal expensing software. The receptionist called security on our lead developer because she thought he was a homeless person who got into the building.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    #4 is every biologist I’ve ever met

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    • trolske@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Am biologist, can confirm.
      Best I saw so far were muddy rubber boots and muddy cargo pants.
      Neurobiology is more like #2 and #3 and stand out among ecologist.

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        To be fair I’ve mostly hung out with the turtle and bird biologists. I fully expect the lab nerd guys to do #1 or #2. #3 is for villains and book authors.

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My bio eco bestie is 3.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Day four. Day one. Day two. Day three.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was 1 most of the time, but my advisor was 4 so it worked.

    No way I could pull off 3 with my build, I’d look like a super villain.

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    • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isnt super villain the job

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ordered by Erdős number

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  • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where’s the tweed blazer brigade?

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That‘s what number 2 should be.

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        2 & 3 feel like the gendered versions of the same thing. We are missing tweed.

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  • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a number 1 but plain black t-shirt and a button-up long-sleeved shirt that I only ever button if I have to fly somewhere.

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  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a mix of “I tried to look serious with these clean pants, shoes, and coat” and “I’ll just put on my old Bad Religion t-shirt with it, no ones really cares anyway.”

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  • electrikitty@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Zero index or one index?

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sigh. I’m number two.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … I must be very old school, out of touch, or just doing my own thing…

    Because I would do corduroy pants and a tweed vest with elbow patches.

    But then basically either totally cheap flats for shoes, or basically 1’s boots, but in whatever shade of brown leather works best with the jacket.

    … I also now actually have a proper tobacco pipe, haven’t smoked in years, but that seems like it would work with that old kinda getup too.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the party looks like for the GTA heist.

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  • AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    number 4 came up with a great joke to use when someone asks them the time and has no further plans for the event

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