When I worked for a large company, they flew our software development team from Seattle to their financial HQ to kick off a project rebuilding their internal expensing software. The receptionist called security on our lead developer because she thought he was a homeless person who got into the building.
I'm definitely 1 lol.
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TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
#4 is every biologist I’ve ever met
trolske@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Am biologist, can confirm.
Best I saw so far were muddy rubber boots and muddy cargo pants.
Neurobiology is more like #2 and #3 and stand out among ecologist.Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
To be fair I’ve mostly hung out with the turtle and bird biologists. I fully expect the lab nerd guys to do #1 or #2. #3 is for villains and book authors.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
My bio eco bestie is 3.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Day four. Day one. Day two. Day three.
taiyang@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I was 1 most of the time, but my advisor was 4 so it worked.
No way I could pull off 3 with my build, I’d look like a super villain.
fascicle@leminal.space 18 hours ago
Isnt super villain the job
wieson@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Ordered by Erdős number
starlinguk@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Where’s the tweed blazer brigade?
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
That‘s what number 2 should be.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
2 & 3 feel like the gendered versions of the same thing. We are missing tweed.
Sergio@piefed.social 13 hours ago
I’m a number 1 but plain black t-shirt and a button-up long-sleeved shirt that I only ever button if I have to fly somewhere.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
I’m a mix of “I tried to look serious with these clean pants, shoes, and coat” and “I’ll just put on my old Bad Religion t-shirt with it, no ones really cares anyway.”
electrikitty@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Zero index or one index?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
sigh. I’m number two.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
… I must be very old school, out of touch, or just doing my own thing…
Because I would do corduroy pants and a tweed vest with elbow patches.
But then basically either totally cheap flats for shoes, or basically 1’s boots, but in whatever shade of brown leather works best with the jacket.
… I also now actually have a proper tobacco pipe, haven’t smoked in years, but that seems like it would work with that old kinda getup too.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 hours ago
What the party looks like for the GTA heist.
AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 hours ago
number 4 came up with a great joke to use when someone asks them the time and has no further plans for the event
y0kai@anarchist.nexus 21 hours ago
the one with the third leg?
suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Like a baby’s arm holding an apple