Think of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.
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FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 months ago
You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There it is.
The stupidest thing I’ll read all day.
And the sun’s not even up yet.
Serdalis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a reference to this comic knowyourmeme.com/…/1314087-my-bike-got-stolen-rec…
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank you; I had no idea.
I take it that the idea is that it’s supposed to be stupid?
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I never know if the artist is serious or not.
doylio@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen
uis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
10x? What car can be so cheap?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ironically, a stole one
JayDee@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
- kryptonite U-lock.
- locking skewers for the tires, gears, seat and handle bars.
- an ugly color
At this point, they’ll need an angle grinder to get anything valuable off the bike. It’s more expensive but so long its not the standard of ever biker, bike thieves’ll target easier bikes to steal off.
someguy3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s true although it sucks. You could have several bikes stolen a year and it’s still cheaper than a car.
Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
It’s, once again, comes with infrastructure. When I moved to Germany from the country with no bike infrastructure, I only thought of a bike as an expensive stuff, but here I bought a used commuter for 40 Euro and it’s fucking great. I love it, but if it gets stolen, I would be mildly frustrated and buy another one of those for 40 Euro the next day.
Hyperreality@kbin.social 11 months ago
You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 months ago
Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
If you’re big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hmmmm baklavas