Comment on Anon likes bikes

FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Hyperreality@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

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  • FunkyMonk@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    If you’re big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Hmmmm baklavas

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Think of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.

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  • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There it is.

    The stupidest thing I’ll read all day.

    And the sun’s not even up yet.

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    • Serdalis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s a reference to this comic knowyourmeme.com/…/1314087-my-bike-got-stolen-rec…

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Thank you; I had no idea.

        I take it that the idea is that it’s supposed to be stupid?

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      • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I never know if the artist is serious or not.

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• doylio@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen

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  • uis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    10x? What car can be so cheap?

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ironically, a stole one

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• JayDee@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  • kryptonite U-lock.
  • locking skewers for the tires, gears, seat and handle bars.
  • an ugly color

  At this point, they’ll need an angle grinder to get anything valuable off the bike. It’s more expensive but so long its not the standard of ever biker, bike thieves’ll target easier bikes to steal off.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s true although it sucks. You could have several bikes stolen a year and it’s still cheaper than a car.

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• Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s, once again, comes with infrastructure. When I moved to Germany from the country with no bike infrastructure, I only thought of a bike as an expensive stuff, but here I bought a used commuter for 40 Euro and it’s fucking great. I love it, but if it gets stolen, I would be mildly frustrated and buy another one of those for 40 Euro the next day.

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