No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
How to keep a man
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Boiled?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Omfg that’s it.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 10 months ago
death penalty
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
the_of_and_a_to@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
sxan@midwest.social 11 months ago
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And it looks disgusting
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like this right here
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
v81@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Famko@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you keep him in prison?
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The basement evidently.
Introversion@kbin.social 11 months ago
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
vivadanang@lemm.ee 11 months ago
or a hospital… ugh
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This looks 10x better than the OP
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images)
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 11 months ago
norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 months ago
hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
At least it has some color lol
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it
JustMy2c@lemm.ee 11 months ago
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
At least that looks edible.
Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
nixcamic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I think it’s more about the second picture
Aremel@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
Huschke@lemmy.world 11 months ago
… sick so he can’t leave you.
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 11 months ago
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
curiousaur@reddthat.com 11 months ago
That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
How to keep a man … away
BustinJiber@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
JustMy2c@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I don’t see any food in this picture.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
0Xero0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
why does it look like vomit with someone’s ball sack?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why is the chicken looking raw
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
Furbag@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
sour@kbin.social 11 months ago
am think it was raw
DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
quicksand@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Hague would like to know their location.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
c/shittyfoodporn
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
!shittyfoodporn@
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
stoy@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Dio@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Well. You tried. ⭐
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that back out into the toilet 8 hours later.
skyspydude1@lemmy.world 11 months ago
8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
WeeSheep@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
Mandy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
*for the rest of his life
Squeezer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That chicken is just so… testicular
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Toes@ani.social 11 months ago
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Brawndo er Brodo