No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
How to keep a man
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boiled?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Omfg that’s it.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 year ago
death penalty
menemen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
the_of_and_a_to@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
sxan@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And it looks disgusting
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Like this right here
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
v81@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Famko@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you keep him in prison?
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The basement evidently.
Introversion@kbin.social 1 year ago
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 year ago
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 year ago
or a hospital… ugh
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This looks 10x better than the OP
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images)
menemen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 year ago
norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 year ago
hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
At least it has some color lol
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it
JustMy2c@lemm.ee 1 year ago
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
At least that looks edible.
Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
nixcamic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I think it’s more about the second picture
Aremel@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
Huschke@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… sick so he can’t leave you.
FunkyMonk@kbin.social 1 year ago
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 year ago
That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
How to keep a man … away
BustinJiber@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
JustMy2c@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I don’t see any food in this picture.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
0Xero0@lemmy.world 1 year ago
why does it look like vomit with someone’s ball sack?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is the chicken looking raw
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
Furbag@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
sour@kbin.social 1 year ago
am think it was raw
DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
quicksand@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Hague would like to know their location.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
c/shittyfoodporn
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
!shittyfoodporn@
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Dio@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Well. You tried. ⭐
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that back out into the toilet 8 hours later.
skyspydude1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
WeeSheep@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
*for the rest of his life
Squeezer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That chicken is just so… testicular
Kase@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Toes@ani.social 1 year ago
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Brawndo er Brodo