MaoZedongers
@MaoZedongers@lemmy.today
- Comment on Northern star gang 9 months ago:
What app?
- Comment on How to keep a man 9 months ago:
death penalty
- Comment on Motorcycle of your dream 9 months ago:
The fuck did the wheels go
- Comment on Especially with a real one! 9 months ago:
I’m sure you enjoyed pumping together with your friends
- Comment on Milking machine 9 months ago:
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
- Comment on Milking machine 9 months ago:
Accidental docking machine
- Comment on Milking machine 9 months ago:
So much money spent on these machine when they could just hire an on-site hooker
- Comment on Milking machine 9 months ago:
good idea for what?
- Comment on Milking machine 9 months ago:
If they have any extras hmu
- Comment on Dude almost lost his life 9 months ago:
going for a kiss was the crazy part, that ain’t ok.
- Comment on Dude almost lost his life 9 months ago:
lifeass - Comment on If only it was like that 9 months ago:
YEAH BITCH
- Comment on If only it was like that 9 months ago:
I think it’s the freezing point of brine
- Comment on It's not easy 9 months ago:
Brain Blast
- Comment on Legal shit posting 9 months ago:
Or maybe even an m&m tube
- Comment on And they say Hemingway had the best 6 word story... 9 months ago:
more like never born
- Comment on I just hate it when a relationship becomes too demanding. Sorry. 9 months ago:
MRW something isn’t funny enough for my humor so it must be a bad joke and harmful to society so it’s awful that you like it and you’re perpetuating… blah blah blah
This is why some people say the left has no sense of humor, because some of them think like this and a joke can never just be a joke to them, they have to armchair psychoanalyze everything in existence when in reality there likely is no deeper meaning, someone just thought “wow this idea is fucked up, I’ll make a meme about it”.
Laugh or move on instead of moralizing on a dark joke that’s funny because of how fucked up it is, that’s the point.
- Comment on How much for cuddles? 9 months ago:
That’s fucking horrifying.
How many stickers to get his soul back?
- Comment on when the woke librals 😔😔 9 months ago:
Increbidle
- Comment on Do-over 9 months ago:
Ayo is the Fred
- Comment on Shitty performance art 9 months ago:
A S S
- Comment on Me IRL 9 months ago:
yup, except she didn’t cook every day.
- Comment on 🎵that's life🎵 9 months ago:
Don’t worry, it’s the same but worse for working full time
- Comment on Dangerous moment on the road 9 months ago:
I HAVE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE
- Comment on Eminem concert 9 months ago:
Fortnite VR already exists, it’s called Population One and has the worst vr gun controls known to man
- Comment on They hated him, for he spoke the truth 9 months ago:
See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets.
- Comment on Workplace 9 months ago:
that open fire is a little to close to… flammable everything
- Comment on Fun Run 9 months ago:
I’ve seen too many people eat shit to expect this
- Comment on Yep, makes sense 9 months ago:
Show that hot stove burner who’s boss!
- Comment on It'll work, I saw it on the internet 9 months ago:
It actually does work, done it with atv tires before and ether, they clearly used way too much lol