Me IRL

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• kttnpunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines

    and I turned out fine!

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who… did NOT!?

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Watch your mouth young man!

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.

  You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.

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  • Gladaed@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is about teenagers I think.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.

  It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.

  My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, my kid doesn’t eat that much as well… which is weird, cuz neither his mom or me did that when we were young. I mean, we didn’t overeat, but we did eat regularly.

    Now that I think about it, my mom fed me blended meals till the age of 4. I was lazy, didn’t wanna chew my food 😂. And she fed me meals while I was playing or watching TV till about I was 5… yeah, he’s not that different from me 😂.

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ha
  a mom home to cook
  lucky bastard

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That we are… regardless of how bad it tasted, it was healthy food. Lots of steamed or cooked vegetables, salad, very little meat (like 200gr in a dish for 4 people for 2 days)… say what you will, it tasted bad, she didn’t put anything but salt in them, but it was a very healthy balanced meal.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My mom’s cooking fuckinf sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My mom’s cooking sucked as well, but it was either that or you eat nothing at all. It was healthy, but it didn’t taste good. I didn’t wanna insult her, so I ate it. Plus, it was either that or you go hungry.

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• JustMy2c@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Never even occurred to me not to eat it. Thanks mom for being a chef

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What else would you eat?

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exactly 😂.

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• MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  yup, except she didn’t cook every day.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meeh, still better than not having cooked at all 🤷.

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• GoodandPlenty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There was no desert in my home.

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