Who… did NOT!?
Me IRL
Submitted 9 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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OpenStars@startrek.website 9 months ago
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Watch your mouth young man!
OpenStars@startrek.website 9 months ago
THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D
obinice@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.
You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.
Gladaed@feddit.de 9 months ago
This is about teenagers I think.
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.
It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.
My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Yeah, my kid doesn’t eat that much as well… which is weird, cuz neither his mom or me did that when we were young. I mean, we didn’t overeat, but we did eat regularly.
Now that I think about it, my mom fed me blended meals till the age of 4. I was lazy, didn’t wanna chew my food 😂. And she fed me meals while I was playing or watching TV till about I was 5… yeah, he’s not that different from me 😂.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 months ago
ha
a mom home to cook
lucky bastard0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That we are… regardless of how bad it tasted, it was healthy food. Lots of steamed or cooked vegetables, salad, very little meat (like 200gr in a dish for 4 people for 2 days)… say what you will, it tasted bad, she didn’t put anything but salt in them, but it was a very healthy balanced meal.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
My mom’s cooking fuckinf sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
My mom’s cooking sucked as well, but it was either that or you eat nothing at all. It was healthy, but it didn’t taste good. I didn’t wanna insult her, so I ate it. Plus, it was either that or you go hungry.
JustMy2c@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Never even occurred to me not to eat it. Thanks mom for being a chef
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
What else would you eat?
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Exactly 😂.
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 9 months ago
yup, except she didn’t cook every day.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Meeh, still better than not having cooked at all 🤷.
GoodandPlenty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
There was no desert in my home.
kttnpunk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines
and I turned out fine!