Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south
Northern star gang
Submitted 11 months ago by lilsolar@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
How would you even know??
Sirico@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Big Dipper gang !
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thatWeirdGuy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey, get that bare bear ass out of here or at least warn with a nsfw tag or something
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I haven’t touched the compass app in two years but knowing me I’d open it by accident during the two days
M137@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haven’t even thought about it being a thing since the iPhone 5. And I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been a standard app for years now.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
If youre on android go and disable it
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love these
You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You get a trillion dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life breathing air 😱
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I haven’t used a compass in years except to prove I knew which direction the building was in for my boss.
Knowing when specific stars are at night and where the sun is (where shadows point) will tell you where north is. Knowing this stuff is why I can’t really get lost. One time I tried but even in dense forest, the shadows never lie
dewritoninja@pawb.social 11 months ago
In my city it’s even easier, there’s a friggin huge volcano right to the west, the city it’s built at its foot. Just look at the volcano and left is south, right is north
victorz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where you at? Iceland? Italy? Give me a hint!
Jumi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And if you don’t know which direction to go just go downhill. It has the highest chance of finding a river and humans always liked to settle on rivers.
SharkAttak@kbin.social 11 months ago
If you're lost in a forest, don't talk to the shadows.
sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
nah I need to check my compass every 3 seconds or I go crazy
tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
how would i know the way to the kitchen without a compass?
root_beer@midwest.social 11 months ago
Oh god I don’t know man I’d be jonesin’ for some ‘pass if I stop using it for too long
Totally worth losing out on that $250 million not go into withdrawal
Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
What good would money be if I can’t find the store?
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have a real compass I use as little as the compass app
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
At least you don’t have to recalibrate it every time you want to use it.
hperrin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Boy Scouts trained me for this moment.
soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id 11 months ago
Sure, given that I don’t really have a compass app anyway
Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not with that attitude you don’t
Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imma go see if the Southern Cross is still a thing. Or maybe I should just load up with two weeks of beer and wait it out. Why not both?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I almost feel like you’d have to be completely daft if you can’t find the Crux. It’s like that space of stars is so distinct, nothing else in the southern sky comes close.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Sun exists 😂
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes. Because you can use a watch to do the same thing.
underwire212@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Truu the seconds hand always points true north 🙏
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I legitimately remember needing a compass at least once but could never figure out how to use those compass apps.
lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s pretty self explanatory it’s a compass lol
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know but it still didn’t make sense to me. No matter which way I pointed my phone, the compass showed north.
frokie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll just stay home for two days without needing to know anything about which dure tío anything faces?
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 10 months ago
What app?
TIMMAY@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I never use that app for its main purpose but I do play around with it occasionally. I recently found im at about ~780 ft above sea level (idk what that is in logical units like meters probably at least 4 meters murica)
ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Spend 2.50$ for a physical compass
cmbabul@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You guys are using the compass app?
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How does he even find maidens.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.
SirStumps@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You aren’t?!
notthebees@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?