How much for cuddles?

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• superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Excuse me, but, she made it transactional.

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• mhague@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

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  • vsis@feddit.cl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn’t going to stop anyway.

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• Bassman27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

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  • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Munchausen’s by blowjob

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• harry_balzac@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This image is a fractal of red flags. It’s almost art.

  “I won’t donate your favourite put stained shirt”

  What the fuck? One, it’s a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It’s like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.

  Just all of this is awful.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, his kids made this?

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• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This isn’t real. This can’t be real.

  Can it?

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  • THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sweet sweet summer child.

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• MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s fucking horrifying.

  How many stickers to get his soul back?

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• wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feeds dog chocolate every single day!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bolemia for BJs.

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• THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They both have an almost inhumane look fits their actions/personality i guess.

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• Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is the face of a man 1 BJ away from passing out

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• hypersigil_media@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How much for a blumpkin?

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BJ? He gets banana juice for cleaning up vomit? Seems like an unfair trade.

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