Legal shit posting

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• CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gets one thinking. A Pringles can or other similar cylinder of size would be fucking brilliant for a controlled sling, expelling its contents at a target. Centrifugal force & whatnot. Over the shoulder, snap the can forward & down.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The defense would like to call expert witness CoffeeJunkie to the stand.

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  • MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or maybe even an m&m tube

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also pretty convenient to fill up before you head out for a day of fun flingin’.

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• archonet@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, Ohio: the Florida of the North.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But he’s getting charged with a crime, so isn’t it illegal shitposting?

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He should have worn his amicus briefs

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not until proven guilty. Don’t you remember the US legal motto? No, not the one about different sets of rules for rich people. The one about innocent until proven guilty.

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Afaik about the case, he is guilty and admitted it. This is also his “ritual” to destress, he has done this multiple times.

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The judge has had enough of this shit lol

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• Splenetic@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like they say, shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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