norgur
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Meat stuffed inside an animal intestine 11 months ago:
You got the Quote wrong. This was actually said by St. Ulrich of Augsburg… gosh damnit! This shit isn’t hard to look up, people!
- Comment on German Art 11 months ago:
That’s Australia, mate! You got the two confused!
- Comment on German Art 11 months ago:
Spotted the Austrian
- Comment on German Art 11 months ago:
My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
- Comment on Accessible data 11 months ago:
Unreadable! Needs even more jpg compression!
- Comment on How to keep a man 11 months ago:
Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?
- Comment on How to keep a man 11 months ago:
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
- Comment on Pray for their safety 11 months ago:
That’s why they, just like elevators, need overspeed brakes. They are not required to have those in all places sadly.
- Comment on NASA has some explaining to do 11 months ago:
God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts
- Comment on The American mind cannot comprehend this 11 months ago:
Well, I was in a student exchange to Boise, Idaho about 20 years ago and did a daily walk around the neighborhood for some fresh air. Three days in, I was stopped by a frantic police officer with his fucking gun drawn because someone had reported me as some kind of child molester who was scouting for victims, because someone just walking was a completely alien concept there.
I was taken to the fucking police station because the policeman thought I was making shit up either. My host family had to wiggle around with my German passport and threaten to get the Embassy involved until they decided I wasn’t worth the hassle and dropped the whole thing… So I learned two things from that exchange:
- 'Muricans do not know what “walking” is
- US police is next level power tripping
- Comment on Another example of shrink flation... oh, my beer... 11 months ago:
You try to pull this shit in Germany, I dare you
- Comment on makes sense 1 year ago:
So those who misuse company assets to enrich themselves b mining crypto get rewarded by larger bonuses? Sounds like the way the world works for those super rich fellas like Elon “Edgelord” Musk.
- Comment on An easy way to enlarge a photo 1 year ago:
Zoom in, Abby!
Zoom factor increases by 100000% and numbers on a smartphone become readable
Here you go, Gibs!
Slurps weird poison that’s sold as drink somewhere
- Comment on You go to this link and give me one good reason why civilization isn't long past its peak. 1 year ago:
It’s not at it’s peak because shit like this still exists. Captain Picard, where art thou?
- Comment on inches plus coins equals metric system 1 year ago:
What’s that in hogs hair lengths?
- Comment on inches plus coins equals metric system 1 year ago:
Maths is important to get what the frick a 7/16 inch unit is supposed to be and how to calculate just about anything with it.
- Comment on My children will refer to me as father. 1 year ago:
Ah, too formal. Herr Papa.
- Comment on My children will refer to me as father. 1 year ago:
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
- Comment on My children will refer to me as father. 1 year ago:
Nya UwU daddy!
- Comment on We live in a society 1 year ago:
So I either have to die from needlessly over caffeinated soft drinks or deliver my own son to a molestation orgy club? What fucked up kind of choice is that?!
- Comment on Risks of CPR 1 year ago:
You need to always remember that the patient in such a situation is at the lowest possible point. You cannot make “dead” any worse. So “risks” don’t apply in that moment.
Or, as a paramedic I knew said when someone asked him about the same question: “Whatever happens, it won’t kill him”
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 year ago:
Yep. I’m gonna dominate the gravel markets!
- Comment on Take me back 1 year ago:
And almost succumb to some form of the common cold
- Comment on he looked official what can I say 1 year ago:
This is for the cat then.
I speak English very well, But I kann’s halt ned so schnell
- Comment on you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do? 1 year ago:
Draw my sword! Only a ne’er-do-well would enter another man’s home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
- Comment on Amazon anti Union propaganda 1 year ago:
Wait… are they saying that I could have sent my employees to the Union instead of endless discussions about next year’s pto distribution? Could you not have said that sooner?!
- Comment on This is the way 1 year ago:
Number 4 is unfair. It’s not for lack of trying…
- Comment on But my WiFi is just fine! 1 year ago:
I tend to encounter a cable’s greates enemy: Walls in a rented appartment you can’t just drill through