My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
My children will refer to me as father.
Submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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evil_ostrich@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
rmuk@feddit.uk 11 months ago
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
3ntranced@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Slide me some skin daddio
havokdj@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sus
Dragon_Titan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like Pops
Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My kids already call me bruh.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bruh
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Alabama?
caveman8000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Same
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
ReCursing@kbin.social 11 months ago
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft
M137@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them
Harvey656@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???
vivadanang@lemm.ee 11 months ago
you’re the baby daddy.
I don’t judge, more power to you.
bmsok@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.
Emerald@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
ReCursing@kbin.social 11 months ago
Yeah I think that's a bit weird as well tbh
yemmly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m probably soft right now as I write this
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.
mojo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
MudMan@kbin.social 11 months ago
You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Ok papi
MudMan@kbin.social 11 months ago
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You sure about that pa?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes but but but pa pi
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
257m@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
helixdaunting@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Use the acronym: BOSS
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
They shortened it to just "shit."
Skipper_the_Eyechild@lemmings.world 11 months ago
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
rmuk@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
lillardfair@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
RandomStickman@kbin.social 11 months ago
Ain't that some shit
Toldry@lemmy.world 11 months ago
some shit, can you tuck me in?
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 11 months ago
Sometimes my mom says I’m a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I’m like “uuucchh you’re my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!” but I don’t wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it’ll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi , Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you’re my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 11 months ago
super niche
Imean… One would expect, no?!
you have no choice
You’re not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it’s funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando … but I’d never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)
NoneYa@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This couple I used to know scolded their 13 year old daughter at the dinner table for calling them “bruh”. The dad was like, “I’m not your bro, I’m your dad.”
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Forgive me father for I have sinned
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bringing “Sire” back
Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 11 months ago
My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.
K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Stop watching that step-family porn might help.
arin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pastor boys in shambles
norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
krygex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just have her call you daddy in a different language
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They won’t. Welcome to the daily 'nam flashbacks.
Teon@kbin.social 11 months ago
I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?