My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
My children will refer to me as father.
Submitted 1 year ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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evil_ostrich@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
Dragon_Titan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like Pops
Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My kids already call me bruh.
EmoBean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bruh
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
Alabama?
caveman8000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
ReCursing@kbin.social 1 year ago
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft
M137@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???
vivadanang@lemm.ee 1 year ago
you’re the baby daddy.
I don’t judge, more power to you.
bmsok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
ReCursing@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yeah I think that's a bit weird as well tbh
yemmly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m probably soft right now as I write this
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.
mojo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
MudMan@kbin.social 1 year ago
You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Ok papi
MudMan@kbin.social 1 year ago
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You sure about that pa?
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes but but but pa pi
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
257m@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
helixdaunting@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Use the acronym: BOSS
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
They shortened it to just "shit."
Skipper_the_Eyechild@lemmings.world 1 year ago
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
lillardfair@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
RandomStickman@kbin.social 1 year ago
Ain't that some shit
Toldry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
some shit, can you tuck me in?
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 1 year ago
Sometimes my mom says I’m a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I’m like “uuucchh you’re my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!” but I don’t wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it’ll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi , Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 year ago
you’re my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 1 year ago
super niche
Imean… One would expect, no?!
you have no choice
You’re not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it’s funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando … but I’d never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)
NoneYa@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This couple I used to know scolded their 13 year old daughter at the dinner table for calling them “bruh”. The dad was like, “I’m not your bro, I’m your dad.”
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Forgive me father for I have sinned
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bringing “Sire” back
Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 1 year ago
My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.
K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Stop watching that step-family porn might help.
arin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pastor boys in shambles
norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
krygex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just have her call you daddy in a different language
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They won’t. Welcome to the daily 'nam flashbacks.
Teon@kbin.social 1 year ago
I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
einlander@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?